Group texts are the bane of many people’s lives, but I have never seen a more horrifying group text to be trapped in than this one.
It involves sexts and a mom. Two things that should never be in a sentence together.
There are sexts that are surprisingly sexy and then there are sexts that fail miserably. And then there are mom sexts. The most horrible sexts of all.
A few days ago Redditor 3yronF1ve posted screenshots of the texts where she was caught in a group text with her mom and her mom’s new hook up. Things get pretty steamy between the 66 YO woman and her 64YO boy toy, and her daughter was there for the whole sordid convo. The worst thing that’s ever happneed to me in a group text is waking up the next morning to 74 notifications that I had to weed through.
Mom is feeling frisky and things get going before noon. NICE!
Boobies are mentioned right out of the gate. Is mom dating a toddler?
Things escalate quickly!
If the daughter was in any sense of denial, these two horndogs make it pretty clear what they are talking about.
Her mom is naughty! And likes bad boys! Am I her mom?
Five hours after the terror starts, our victim finally chimes in with a “Hi Mom” that must have felt like it was straight out of a horror movie for the mom.
That “Hi” response from the BOYFRIEND!?! The mom is clearly too busy in her shame spiral to respond. And so there it is. The Group Text from hell. I shudder to think of the accidental snapchats this mom might be sending out in the near future.