This Woman Tried to Post a Glamorous Selfie, but Twitter Couldn't Get Over Her Messy Room

Look, we’ve all been there. We look really good and wanna take a selfie but we are surrounded by clutter. WE GO TO ANOTHER SPACE. But not the following lady. She just up and posts a damn selfie with a complete pig sty in the background. You know what? I kinda admire that no f*cks given attitude. Here’s a look at Alyssa looking great in her sparkly frock.

Going to dinner because I needed an excuse to wear this pic.twitter.com/UpeVG8y5SJ

— alyssa ?️‍? (@og_pocahontas) December 23, 2016

But this being the internet, all anyone noticed was the mess going on in the background. People went apesh*t! And the pic quickly became a game of Where’s Waldo, only with debris instead of people.

Here’s a look at some of the funniest reactions, but you really should read through the whole damn thread. It’s my favorite book of the year so far.

@og_pocahontas And after dinner, she’ll be eating floor marshmallows for dessert: pic.twitter.com/WxrAhZJHWf

— Tim Anderson (@RealTimShady42) January 6, 2017

*Fixed* RT @og_pocahontas: Going to dinner because I needed an excuse to wear this pic.twitter.com/dBzG0Jax0U

— One funny tweeter (@bk17__) January 6, 2017

@og_pocahontas pic.twitter.com/JxqAWeyfWh

— • (@norzco) January 6, 2017

shoes

@og_pocahontas what’s worse than the room is them shoes with that dress

— LC (@DaaamnLC) January 6, 2017

@DaaamnLC @CakeFaceShawtyy @og_pocahontas she has a black shoe right here ? she probably couldn’t find the other one so she put on the nudes pic.twitter.com/5rGwqfIunS

— Jan 13th ? (@Dadaj113Nj) January 6, 2017

@og_pocahontas It’s kinda chilly out so I would recommend the uggs with that fit pic.twitter.com/FowjPgoouE

— Brandon (@brandonrod9) January 6, 2017

@_britanicals @janettesquivel pic.twitter.com/QeHVVKYXTQ

— Tanya MeanAss. (@_BaDunCHING_) January 6, 2017

@og_pocahontas When you wanna play the floor is lava on easy mode lol

— AL (@HighwayRobbery2) January 6, 2017

@og_pocahontas “a tornado flew around the room before you came”

— lil saint ?? (@yeefoon3hunna) January 6, 2017

@og_pocahontas bitch is that a waffle maker?? pic.twitter.com/iEY9bXaTfG

— No Hoes Just Loyal (@ReverzeBass) January 6, 2017

@og_pocahontas I can feel my mom beating me just looking at this

— nastygirllara (@yunglaraa) January 6, 2017

Your room reminds me of I Spy … RT @og_pocahontas: Going to dinner because I needed an excuse to wear this pic.twitter.com/1jyQYMNEXL

— SirboyyDólph (@SirBoyyJeff) January 6, 2017

Now Alyssa seems to be taking it all in stride like a true badass. At first she makes the excuse that her place is under construction, but then she seems to revel in the attention. I mean why not?
She’s even started a fundraiser to help pay for her tuition:

Pay My Tuition & I’ll Clean My Room
A worthy cause if I’ve ever seen one. Click to Donate: https://t.co/X0mZWaj6Jt via @gofundme

— alyssa ?️‍? (@og_pocahontas) January 8, 2017

So cute, smart and…not the neatest person. Two outta three ain’t bad!