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There's a Crazy Theory That Beyoncé Kidnapped Sia and the Internet is Losing It

I’ve looked into some pretty crazy fan theories and conspiracies in my day, but this one is really out there. Apparently there are fans who think Beyoncé has kidnapped Sia and is holding her hostage as her personally songwriting servant. Im, pretty sure Beyoncé has enough on her hand keeping Jay Z in line.

This whole thing kind of blew up initially in Brazil but is quickly making the rounds everywhere, and as with anything super crazy, it got it’s start by somebody blowing something completely innocent out of proportion. In this case it’s something Sia said in and interview she did with Billboard magazine. In the interview, Sia talks about working with Queen Bey, describing the experience like being trapped in a “writing camp” and the money quote “In the end, she had maybe 25 songs of mine on hold, and I was very excited to get a couple of them back. Definitely one is on the album.” Beyoncé is holding Sia’s songs hostage, y’all!

So the next logical leap is obviously, that Beyoncé has Sia in a sinister songwriting dungeon, writing the sequel to Lemonade, I guess?

Cue the Internet to really pile on. #SaveSia has started to trend on Twitter, and people are sharing clues, instances where Sia is sending out SOSs. Fans are even @ replying Beyoncé asking about Sia and demanding her release. I mean I guess it’s all in good fun, people get bored and want to create a controversy. Or maybe they are just ignoring the real horrors of the world. Either way it’s relatively entertaining. And it’s the Internet. We <a href="“>talked for a week about what color a dress was, is this any crazier?

Here’s some of the funniest reactions:

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Sia also recently retweeted the conspiracy theory. So does this mean it could be true? Hmm…

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