Who doesn’t love pizza? I mean there’s no excuse these days when you can even get dairy and gluten free varieties. It’s the perfect food! You can carry it, get it delivered, eat it too hot, eat cold, even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good. Well obviously everyone on the Internet feels the same way and has some things to say about it. Here’s a look at the best things people had to say about pizza, loving pizza and just anything related to pizza. Now I’m starving and in the mood for some, you guessed it, pizza.
1.
Pizza’s here guys! I shout to the empty house.
A single tear runs down the delivery man’s face. He knows.
— Dee (@figgled) October 15, 2015
2.
I ate so much pizza at the restaurant that the extra slice I brought home doesn’t seem like food to me, but rather, my child
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) March 14, 2014
3.
When I die don’t put flowers on my grave, put pizza.
— Robin McCauley (@RobinMcCauley) March 7, 2014
4.
The only time I’ve passionately knocked everything off a table was when I was trying to make room for a pizza
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) May 20, 2016
5.
Applebee’s menu, 2023:
Cheeseburger with quesadilla bun served in a deep fried pizza bread bowl— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) May 13, 2016
6.
trump is as bad as pizza is good. There’s just no other words.
— eric dadourian (@ericdadourian) May 4, 2016
7.
A pizzeria made a pizza box out of pizza. One step closer to my dream coffin.
— Tim Duffy. (@TimDuffy) April 30, 2016
8.
porn is so unrealistic who would have sex while the pizza was getting cold so stupid
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) August 31, 2012
9.
I used to feel left out when somebody didn’t invite me out but now I only feel that way when I see another apartment being delivered a pizza
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) April 3, 2016
10.
Your vegan pizza is bumming everyone out.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) April 3, 2016
11.
Not to get political, but people who use utensils to eat pizza should be in federal prison
— Just Jason (@longwall26) March 30, 2016
12.
why have gender roles when you could have pizza rolls
— tina (@tinatbh) March 28, 2016
13.
I always use a baby on board sticker when I’m transporting pizza home
— amber (@soleilalaplage) March 26, 2016
14.
when we getting a pizza crust that is just sticks of butter
— hope (@hopiecan) February 18, 2016
15.
*calls up pizza place*
WHY WOULD YOU CUT MY PIZZA SO UNEVEN? IF YOU’RE TRYING TO TEAR MY FAMILY APART IT’S WORKING
— Rad Kyle (@KyleMcDowell86) February 6, 2014
16.
You know how singers point their finger towards the sky to hit that super high note? That’s what I do when I eat the last slice of pizza
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) January 21, 2016
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Starve a cold, pizza a panic attack.
— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) January 13, 2016
19.
I just opened up a pizza box and the heat fogged up my glasses like some sort of nerd who saw something sexy
— Marie Colette (@MarieColette) December 5, 2012
20.
“Is there any pizza left, dad?”
[slowly licking each individual slice of pizza while maintaining eye contact] No
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) October 7, 2015
21.
[INTERVIEW]
HR: What are your strengths?
Me:*pulls out & eats an entire pizza*
HR: Wow-Weaknesses?
Me:*pulls out & eats an entire pizza*
— The Refined Ruffian (@CulturedRuffian) April 13, 2016
22.
The clay scene from Ghost but it’s just me alone with a large pizza.
— Northern Lights (@PinkCamoTO) October 19, 2015
23.
Pizza burned the inside of my mouth and I don’t really understand why the things I love keep hurting me.
— Because I’m a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) October 13, 2015
24.
I forgot my leftover pizza at the restaurant so I’ll probably think of this for the rest of my life
— Desi (@DesiJed) November 12, 2015
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