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Taylor Swift Just Got Her Own DirecTV Channel

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If you’re a die-hard Taylor Swift fan, Christmas just came early for you! If you’re a die-hard Taylor Swift hater, sorry but, 2016 isn’t done with you yet. Taylor Swift is getting a new place to talk about her exes — her own goddamn channel on DirecTV. Check out the announcement video below:

AT&T announced the T-Swift streaming channel, called “Taylor Swift NOW”, and it’s coming as soon as tomorrow, Nov. 30th, to DirecTV Now. The channel will air Taylor Swift-related content at all hours of the day. Fore me, this is the only image that comes to mind right now…

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We don’t know how they’re going to fill a 24/7 channel about Taylor Swift, but it’s probably safe to assume that it will feature lots of music videos, behind-the-scenes footage from her concerts, and those really f*cking stupid Apple commercials. From the promo clip, it also looks like there will be exclusive interviews with Taylor herself, which will let fans in on thrilling, never-before-seen moments such as Taylor trying to kill a fly with her bare hands, or losing control of her cats as they try to make a daring escape away from the fancy interview couch/Taylor’s frightfully clingy grasp. The only thing that we definitely won’t see on this channel (that we wish we could), is our favorite Taylor Swift ex-boyfriend, Jake Gyllenhaal. But that’s probably for the best, especially for Jake…

Are you going to tune into to Taylor Swift Now, or are you going to ask your parents to cancel their DirecTV account? Let us know on Twitter @Smosh!

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