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So Taylor Swift Showed Up For Jury Duty Today

Today, we have proof that no matter how much money or power you have, you cannot get out of jury duty, because Taylor Swift is currently serving her civic duty.

Swift reported to jury duty in her hometown of Nashville, and was more than happy to laugh, hang out, and take selfies with all of her fellow jury members. Because if upholding the constitution is about one thing, it’s about protecting your right to take selfies with celebrities!

While it’s nice that she was cool about signing autographs for her fellow jurors, Taylor — a diehard Law and Order fan who has a cat named Olivia Benson, for f*ck’s sake — was released from her jury duties after a few hours. I say unfortunately because there was a sliver of a chance that Taylor Swift could have found herself on a high profile murder case, which would have meant jury sequestration. Frankly, the idea of Taylor Swift being completely isolated from the public for a few months is not the worst idea we’ve ever heard (plus she’d probably walk out with her first album ever that has nothing to do about her own goddamn love life. Unless, of course, she fell in love with the murder suspect on trial or something. Now that would be a justifiable reason to write a chorus that goes “I knew you were trouble when you walked in”).

PS: Josh Gad made a funny point we can all relate to…

Answer: because Taylor Swift is one of the richest celebrities in the world whose image is a money printing machine that must be well-maintained!

If you were to serve jury duty with any celebrity, who would it be and why? Let us know on Twitter @Smosh!

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