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Harold Simpkins has traveled the globe and says this museum is one of the newest wonders of the world.
“I’ve seen the pyramids of Giza, the hanging gardens of Babylon – or at least where they were. I can honestly say I’ve never seen anything as bizarre or wonderful as this,“ he said.
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