People Are Leaving Weird Shit In Uber Cabs

In today’s world, we’re constantly on the move. Whether it’s attempting to be on time for work, rushing to meet up with friends, or hoping to get home before you pass out from a long day, it’s all too easy to lose focus and overlook belongings. And if you’re like everyone else who relies on Uber to get where their going, the struggle of forgetting your possessions in the car are real.

Uber released a list of the weirdest things people left behind in their cars.

So we selected the strangest ones on the list and made educated guesses with who we believe actually forgot each item.

1. Lobster

Our guess: Probably Phoebe from ‘Friends’ on the hunt to find her latest lobster.

2. Sweet potato care package

Our guess: It had to have been Paula Deen.

Note: An actual photo of a sweet potato care package doesn’t exist on the Internet which makes leaving this in an Uber all the more weird.

3. Bulletproof vest

Our guess: Definitely 50 Cent. 

4. Vacuum

Our guess: We’re really hoping the vacuum was from Mrs. Doubtfire.

5. Laser

Our guess: Definitely from someone who wants to mess with their cat.

6. Harry Potter glasses

Our guess: From a random muggle pretending to be a wizard.

7. Expensive slipper

Our guess: Must have been Cinderella, she’s a bit of a klutz sometimes.

8. Money bag

Our guess: From someone who just robbed a bank.

9. Elf cut-out

Our guess: From the ultimate yet forgetful Christmas Party goer.

10. Cape

Our guess: Must be Little Red Riding Hood.

11. Valuable Nordic walking poles

Our guess: From someone who is aggressively adventurous OR Betty white.

12. Smoke machine

Our guess: Probably Ellen Degeneres.

13. Stroller

Our guess: Forgotten by this super hot, shirtless guy (you’re welcome).

Check out the rest of Uber’s “unique” list below:

Paintings
Paycheck
Guitar
Engagement ring
Rubber mallet
School papers
Chair
Hot Cheetos
Notary bag
Pool stick
Smoke machine
Pearl earrings
Wedding outfit
Hard drive
Stroller
Crime & Punishment (book)
Valium
Grill set
Meat packet
Corn hole boards
Wooden hat
Lottery ticket
Back massage device
Rose quartz
Mustard
Bible
Tap handle
Salsa Verde
Kite
Potted plant
Nintendo
Dog sweater
Contact lenses
Diary
Tickets
Arm sling
Jewelry box
Violin