It’s stressful to be a parent — from protecting their kids from cyber-bullying and, really, the internet in general (porn), the age-old problem every mother and father has fretted about since the ’60s still hasn’t gone away — drugs. One protective mother found some suspicious-looking capsules in her daughter’s room and was convinced they were drugs. But she couldn’t have been further from the truth — they were like the opposite of drugs. See the full hilarious exchange below:
On one hand, I can understand the mom’s panic because those do look like some kind of new basic bitch drugs, but on the other hand… come on, mom-lady. Do you really think your kid is going to ask you to go through her things for a calculator if she’s holding? I mean, you are seriously underestimating your child if you think she’d be that dumb.
That said, when Ashley Carol’s father comes home from California, he and his wife are going to have to have a serious talk with her about dinosaurs — namely, how they can hurt you (teeth/claws/etc), and why they’re a gateway animal for other extinct animals. And then Ashley Carol can explain to her mom why those “they grow in water” sponges are so f*cking cool. (Simply put — they just are, okay?)