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Kanye West Wrote a Poem About McDonald's French Fries

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Kanye West just created his weirdest piece of “art” yet (and that’s saying something), publishing a new poem called “The McDonald’s Man”:

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McDonald’s Man
McDonald’s Man
The French Fries Had A Plan
The French Fries Had A Plan
The Salad Bar And The Ketchup Made A Band
Cus The French Fries Had A Plan
The French Fries Had A Plan
McDonald’s Man
McDonald’s

I Know Them French Fries Had A Plan
I Know Them French Fries Had A Plan
The Cheeseburger And The Shakes Formed A Band
To Overthrow The French Fries Plan
I Always Knew Them French Fries Was Evil Man
Smelling All Good And Shit
I Don’t Trust No Food That Smells That Good Man
I Don’t Trust It I Can’t
McDonald’s Man
McDonald’s Man
McDonald’s Damn

Them French Fries Look Good Tho
I Knew The Diet Coke Was Jealous Of The Fries
I Knew The Diet Coke Was Jealous Of The Fries
Even The McRib Was Jealous Of The Fries
I could See It Through His Artificial Meat Eyes
And He Only Be There Some Of The Time
Everybody Was Jealous Of Them French Fries
Except For That One Special Guy
That Smooth Apple Pie 

french fries
So sexy. So evil.
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Published in a print magazine during pop up shows in New York, LA, and Chicago produced by singer Frank Ocean, this poem is actually relatable for anyone who has ever eaten a McDonald’s french fry while knowing that its only purpose is to give you diabetes. Called “Boys Don’t Cry”, the magazine also featured contributions from A$AP Rocky, James Blake, and Tyler the Creator. Of course, those guys aren’t getting any publicity for whatever they did for the magazine because Kanye West will do basically whatever it takes to outshine everyone. This time, “whatever it takes” meant writing a poem about evil McDonald’s french fries…

We aren’t even going to bother searching beneath the surface of the poem to see if there’s any deeper meaning to Kanye’s words, because we already know there isn’t. That said, McDonald’s should be paying Kanye to be their new spokesperson, because anyone that reads this poem has one thing on their mind — getting those delicious, evil McDonald’s french fries in their belly. (Sorry, Justin Timberlake. Kanye’s just lovin’ it a little bit more than you these days.)

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#IAintJealousOfNoFries
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Whether you love him or hate him, you have to admit that Kanye knows how to get attention. So what do you think of the poem? Are you, too, dying to eat some McDonald’s right now? Let us know on Twitter @Smosh!

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