Uber is having a bit of a tough PR time right now, but people have always had some weird experiences with them. That means right now is the perfect time to check in on Uber on Twitter and really rub salt in the wound!
Uber driver: “I’m close, where are you?”
Me: “oh I see you”
Uber Driver: “Are you the guy in the middle of the road?”
Me: “yeah floor it”
— carlol (@CarelWillemse) May 28, 2016
You know you’re underdressed for your office job when the uber driver asks if you’re going to the gym
— Asa Akira (@AsaAkira) April 17, 2017
Sober in an Uber: Please don’t talk to me. I don’t know you.
Drunk in an Uber: I want to get married one day, but I put up emotional walls
— Michael Tiberi (@MichaelJTiberi) June 29, 2016
– Don’t get in strangers’ cars
– Don’t meet ppl from internet
– Literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car
— Carol Nichols (@Carols10cents) July 2, 2016
me, 0 drinks: time 2 enjoy this uber ride in silence
me, 3 drinks: yelling every lyric of this fall out boy song seems chill n appropriate
— BRANDON WARDELL (@BRANDONWARDELL) October 15, 2016
My Uber driver last night told me he ran 38 miles per hour at a track meet once. That is all.
— Zakk Cervini (@zakkcervini) April 8, 2017
I was motivated before I got into my uber this morning and started talking motivation to my uber driver and he started crying it was crazy
— Irrelevant Dee (@DeeBarajasWM) April 17, 2017
When Uber is on surge pricing pic.twitter.com/trbJKwc6qx
— Rohan (@mojorojo) January 31, 2017
When your roomate let’s her uber driver in your room after going out as if it’s an okay thing to do ? pic.twitter.com/Neyf1BC3IH
— abi (@abifioretti) April 11, 2017
Someone should start an Uber-like car service where the driver actually picks you from the address you requested.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) May 7, 2016
Uber driver-Wheres the coldest place you’ve been to?
Me-Chicago! It’s cold AND windy
Uber driver- Windy because of the trees
— Ashley Paige Bystrom (@ashley_bystrom) April 7, 2017
Uber and Lyft have increased the number of cars I’ve accidentally just gotten into by infinity.
— Brooks Wheelan (@brookswheelan) April 4, 2017
MY UBER DRIVER PICKED US UP WITH A DOG. I REPEAT. HAD. A. PUPPER. ?? pic.twitter.com/a9HWWL7HRP
— CRAY (@craysounds_) April 7, 2017
Me: oooh, heated seats!
Uber driver: no, someone just got out.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) March 22, 2017
If I get an uber to Applebee’s I can technically say someone took me to dinner for Valentine’s Day right
— boze (@bigbossboze) February 14, 2017
Uber driver: Is the A/C okay?
Me: It’s good, thanks.
Driver: Are you comfortable?
Me: Almost never.
Me: I’m great.
— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) September 25, 2016
i get jealous when my uber drivers tell me stories about their other riders :/
— cole hersch (@ColesTwitt3r) November 22, 2016
Uber driver: How’re you doing?
Me: oh u know, just tryna get from
point A to point B
Driver: Whats point B?
— Courtney Miller (@Co_Mill) October 14, 2016
MY UBER DRIVER BROUGHT HER KID IM LAUGHING SO HARD I HAD TO APOLOGIZE pic.twitter.com/5mAXTmplHb
— ㅤtomás (@MUDFAP) September 25, 2015
Are you sorry to have forsaken the cab drivers? Let us know on Twitter @Smosh!