If 9 of Your Favorite Rappers Updated the Pokérap

For ‘90s kids, the Pokérap was the freshest of the freshest fictional-monsters-based-on-animals jams (Sorry, Ninja Rap). But just like every collection of 150 needs to get bigger, every good hip-hop track needs a remix. What would it sound like if your favorite rappers took a verse on the Pokérap?

Ludacris Does Lickitung

pokerap pokemon remix lickitung ludacris — (source)

(Original song here)

I wanna lick, lick, lick, lick you from your head to your toe/
Then I wanna make your game glitch like my name was, name was MissingNo.

Desiigner Does Dedenne

pokerap pokemon remix dedenne desiigner — (source)

(Original song here)
I got whisker antenna/
Orange cheeks that go zap-a/
Star-tip tail in the back-a/
Think I’m cute? Get a smack-a.

Kendrick Lamar Does Kingdra

pokerap pokemon remix kingdra kendrick lamar — (source)

(Original song here)

Ash, where were you when I was swimming?/
Now I’m in the game, every battle I’m winning/
I’m Kingdra, everybody hurting when I yawn off ‘em/
Kingdra, dragon taking no losses.

Drake Does Jigglypuff

pokerap pokemon remix jigglypuff drake — (source)

(Original song here).

I used to make a pretty sing-song/
Late night when you need to snooze/
Make a pretty sing-song/
Late night when you need to snooze/
I know when I start to sing/
That can only mean one thing/
I know when I start to sing/
That can only mean one thing.

Rick Ross Does Hitmonchan

pokerap pokemon remix hitmonchan rick ross — (source)

(Original song here)
I punch and I punch/
Your face and your face/
Tryna survive while taking breaks/
Punch it to the limit!

Kanye West Does Machamp

pokerap pokemon remix machamp kanye west — (source)

(Original song here)
No Machamp should have all that power/
In the gym, you know I spend hours/
I’ll take Bellossom and rip off the flowers/
20th century Pokemon!

Wu Tang Clan Does Meowth

pokerap pokemon remix meowth wu tang clan — (source)

(Original song here).
Coins rule everything around me/
CREAM, get the Pay Day/
Jessie, Jessie, James, y’all.

Nicki Minaj Does Ekans

pokerap pokemon remix ekans nicki minaj — (source)

(Original song here)
My Ekans owner don’t/
My Ekans owner don’t/
My Ekans owner don’t want none unless you know Bite, hon.

Iggy Azalea Does Gastly

pokerap pokemon remix gastly iggy azalea — (source)

(Original song here)
I’m so Gastly/
You already know/
I’m in the gas lane/
I’m spooky with purple smoke/
I’m so Gastly/
Hit you with Night Shade/
Your favorite ghost type you can pla-a-a-a-a-ay.

Which verse was the dopest? Which Pokémon would you want to see in a rap battle? If Drake and Meek Mill had a Pokémon battle, who would choose “run away” first? Are my tweets “mad bars” or “weak AF”? Do I get hip hop slang?

Contributor:

Greg Smith

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