For ‘90s kids, the Pokérap was the freshest of the freshest fictional-monsters-based-on-animals jams (Sorry, Ninja Rap). But just like every collection of 150 needs to get bigger, every good hip-hop track needs a remix. What would it sound like if your favorite rappers took a verse on the Pokérap?
Ludacris Does Lickitung
(Original song here)
I wanna lick, lick, lick, lick you from your head to your toe/
Then I wanna make your game glitch like my name was, name was MissingNo.
Desiigner Does Dedenne
(Original song here)
I got whisker antenna/
Orange cheeks that go zap-a/
Star-tip tail in the back-a/
Think I’m cute? Get a smack-a.
Kendrick Lamar Does Kingdra
(Original song here)
Ash, where were you when I was swimming?/
Now I’m in the game, every battle I’m winning/
I’m Kingdra, everybody hurting when I yawn off ‘em/
Kingdra, dragon taking no losses.
Drake Does Jigglypuff
(Original song here).
I used to make a pretty sing-song/
Late night when you need to snooze/
Make a pretty sing-song/
Late night when you need to snooze/
I know when I start to sing/
That can only mean one thing/
I know when I start to sing/
That can only mean one thing.
Rick Ross Does Hitmonchan
(Original song here)
I punch and I punch/
Your face and your face/
Tryna survive while taking breaks/
Punch it to the limit!
Kanye West Does Machamp
(Original song here)
No Machamp should have all that power/
In the gym, you know I spend hours/
I’ll take Bellossom and rip off the flowers/
20th century Pokemon!
Wu Tang Clan Does Meowth
(Original song here).
Coins rule everything around me/
CREAM, get the Pay Day/
Jessie, Jessie, James, y’all.
Nicki Minaj Does Ekans
(Original song here)
My Ekans owner don’t/
My Ekans owner don’t/
My Ekans owner don’t want none unless you know Bite, hon.
Iggy Azalea Does Gastly
(Original song here)
I’m so Gastly/
You already know/
I’m in the gas lane/
I’m spooky with purple smoke/
I’m so Gastly/
Hit you with Night Shade/
Your favorite ghost type you can pla-a-a-a-a-ay.
Which verse was the dopest? Which Pokémon would you want to see in a rap battle? If Drake and Meek Mill had a Pokémon battle, who would choose “run away” first? Are my tweets “mad bars” or “weak AF”? Do I get hip hop slang?









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