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If 9 of Your Favorite Rappers Updated the Pokérap

For ‘90s kids, the Pokérap was the freshest of the freshest fictional-monsters-based-on-animals jams (Sorry, Ninja Rap). But just like every collection of 150 needs to get bigger, every good hip-hop track needs a remix. What would it sound like if your favorite rappers took a verse on the Pokérap?

Ludacris Does Lickitung

pokerap pokemon remix lickitung ludacris
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(Original song here)

I wanna lick, lick, lick, lick you from your head to your toe/
Then I wanna make your game glitch like my name was, name was MissingNo.

Desiigner Does Dedenne

pokerap pokemon remix dedenne desiigner
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(Original song here)
I got whisker antenna/
Orange cheeks that go zap-a/
Star-tip tail in the back-a/
Think I’m cute? Get a smack-a.

Kendrick Lamar Does Kingdra

pokerap pokemon remix kingdra kendrick lamar
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(Original song here)

Ash, where were you when I was swimming?/
Now I’m in the game, every battle I’m winning/
I’m Kingdra, everybody hurting when I yawn off ‘em/
Kingdra, dragon taking no losses.

Drake Does Jigglypuff

pokerap pokemon remix jigglypuff drake
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(Original song here).

I used to make a pretty sing-song/
Late night when you need to snooze/
Make a pretty sing-song/
Late night when you need to snooze/
I know when I start to sing/
That can only mean one thing/
I know when I start to sing/
That can only mean one thing.

Rick Ross Does Hitmonchan

pokerap pokemon remix hitmonchan rick ross
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(Original song here)
I punch and I punch/
Your face and your face/
Tryna survive while taking breaks/
Punch it to the limit!

Kanye West Does Machamp

pokerap pokemon remix machamp kanye west
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(Original song here)
No Machamp should have all that power/
In the gym, you know I spend hours/
I’ll take Bellossom and rip off the flowers/
20th century Pokemon!

Wu Tang Clan Does Meowth

pokerap pokemon remix meowth wu tang clan
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(Original song here).
Coins rule everything around me/
CREAM, get the Pay Day/
Jessie, Jessie, James, y’all.

Nicki Minaj Does Ekans

pokerap pokemon remix ekans nicki minaj
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(Original song here)
My Ekans owner don’t/
My Ekans owner don’t/
My Ekans owner don’t want none unless you know Bite, hon.

Iggy Azalea Does Gastly

pokerap pokemon remix gastly iggy azalea
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(Original song here)
I’m so Gastly/
You already know/
I’m in the gas lane/
I’m spooky with purple smoke/
I’m so Gastly/
Hit you with Night Shade/
Your favorite ghost type you can pla-a-a-a-a-ay.

Which verse was the dopest? Which Pokémon would you want to see in a rap battle? If Drake and Meek Mill had a Pokémon battle, who would choose “run away” first? Are my tweets “mad bars” or “weak AF”? Do I get hip hop slang?

Contributor: 
Greg Smith
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pokerap pokemon remix dedenne desiigner
pokerap pokemon remix kingdra kendrick lamar
pokerap pokemon remix ekans nicki minaj
pokerap pokemon remix gastly iggy azalea
pokerap pokemon remix hitmonchan rick ross
pokerap pokemon remix jigglypuff drake
pokerap pokemon remix lickitung ludacris
pokerap pokemon remix machamp kanye west
pokerap pokemon remix meowth wu tang clan

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