Apparently this little die-hard Batman fan is unaware that he can have his cake and eat it, too.
As the birthday boy carefully examined his beautiful Batman cake, his dad stirred up some trouble by attempting to tarnish the frosting with his finger.
In his deep superhero voice, the birthday boy laid down the law, held his dad back with one hand and ordered, “Don’t touch.”
Gosh, dad. It’s his birthday and he can marvel (errr, DC?) at his Bat-cake all day if he wants to.