Hermione puts Ron in his place in magical Beyoncé parody 'Wand Up'

Hermione and Beyoncé have a lot in common — they’re both perfectionists that no man, wizard or rapper/entrepreneur will ever truly deserve. 

Now a Harry Potter fan has reimagined Lemonade track “Hold Up” from the perspective of Hermione detailing Ron’s shortcomings. 

“I don’t want to lose my pride, but I’m gonna Crucio a bitch,” Hermioncé threatens, wielding a wand instead of a hot sauce-branded baseball bat. Get in formation, witches.