Here’s What The Sinners Are Buying On Amazon This Week

Congratulations ladies and gents, you’ve made it through another laborious week and have finally reached Friday. We know you’re more than ready to get the weekend started, so why not kick it off with an all new collection of deviant amazon products? That’s right, Sinners is back and better than ever.

You’re welcome.

1. This strict leather flogger

First on our list this week is a strict leather flogger with a 5-star customer satisfaction rating. So, if you’ve been looking to add a new toy to your BDSM collection, this might be the one.

Get it on Amazon for $23.29

2. This farting toilet paper roll that no one ever asked for

Next up, is this ridiculous toilet paper roll that makes farting sounds every time you pull on it. Yes, really. What a time to be alive.

Get it on Amazon for $12.95

3. These stealthy tampon flasks for undercover boozing

Let’s be honest, alcohol at any event is horrendously expensive. In fact, most of us are guilty of at least attempting to sneak our own booze from time to time. This product can help you do just that, but even more discretely. Because who doesn’t want to be seen drinking booze from a tampon?

Get it on Amazon for $13.95

4. This coloring book that exposes the naughty truth about unicorns

If you’ve been looking to jump on the adult coloring book trend, but haven’t found a place to start this insiders look into the world of naughty unicorns may be just what you need. “This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks.”

Get it on Amazon for $7.25

5. This realistic dildo that vibrates and rotates

Jesus, this realistic dildo may be just a little too lifelike and I can’t stop staring at the balls. Why did they make them look like a couple of giant raisins?? Irregardless, many Amazon shoppers are finding the product more than satisfying. “We purchased this for some fun time. Thing is pretty amazing need to keep fresh batteries for it. She loves it may be a little to much just kidding. Will drive her crazy worth the price and fun addition to the toy box.”

Get it on Amazon for $19.99

6. This embarrassing box prank you can mortify your friends with

Not going to lie, I can think of a few people I would love to send this to. Who wouldn’t want to receive a package of giant dildos?

Get it on Amazon for $9.99

7. This wonderfully appropriate cork screw

Ladies, if you’ve been on the hunt for a man who’s always perky and ready to go, look no further than this corkscrew gentleman who’s at the ready 24/7. Plus, he can open your favorite bottle of wine.

Get it on Amazon for $7.99

8. This Weener Kleener soap for those that need a little help with personal hygiene

Listen up gents, if we’re expected to keep up our hygiene then so are you! Apparently, this weener cleaner is one of the best on the market and it feels great too. You officially have no more excuses.

Get it on Amazon for $9.99

9. This scented penis shaped soap because why TF not

Because who wouldn’t want a penis-shaped soap on a rope?? Obviously, this gift is more ideal for bachelorette parties, but I feel like it would be amusing on pretty much any occasion.

Get it on Amazon for $13.50

10. This pair of couples’ undies that the world could do without

WHY? Just why? No one asked for this, no one. However, it does make for a fairly sensational gag gift according to Amazon customers. “Bought as a gag gift for a friend’s Bachelorette Party. SO funny, and it got some serious belly laughs! Highly recommend. Hey – and we tried, two people definitely fit into it!”

Get it on Amazon for $9.67

11. This rather aggressive ball gag

BDSM enthusiasts will enjoy this product as one reviewer described it, “Amazing product for the money, loved seeing the wife wearing this. Was comfortable easy to use and clean up. The person wearing this should be prepared to slobber and have spit dripping from your mouth.” Interesting…

Get it on Amazon for $16.99

12. This ridiculous girlfriend pillow complete with arm and boobs

If you’ve found yourself in need of a little female comfort lately, this girlfriend pillow (much like its counter part, the boyfriend pillow) is a must-have. It even comes with a snuggling arm and plush breasts.

Get it on Amazon for $27.85

13. These revealing aprons hopefully not for actual cooking

Last, but certainly not least are these NSFW couples’ aprons. I honestly could not stop laughing at these and plan to buy them for someone in the near future. Let’s hope they don’t actually cook with them.

Get it on Amazon for $24.99