People who use Tumblr on the regular are known for having their own language. And what you’re about to read will prove that. So prepare for it to get weird because this discrete website attracts people that are probably still on MySpace.
1. You are the human equivalent of an eyelash in my eye
2. Sack of expired mayonnaise
3. You soggy lampshade
4. You incompetent radish
5. As small as ur dick ⬇️
6. You limp noodle
7. Useless paperclip
8. Cabbage head
9. A small intestines jab ⬇️
10. Assnugget
11. I hope your gravestone is in comic sans
12. Left sock
13. Don’t be a complete mush almond.
14. Used a walnut insult for revenge ⬇️
15. You wobbly chair leg
16. I hope your mom finds your Tumblr
17. Crap coated mailbox flag
18. Clotted asparagus
19. A serious yellow marker burn ⬇️
20. Dense sack of excrement
21. Uncultured swine
22. You sugarless bar of chocolate
23. Go chug an entire bottle of mustard
24. You saggy armpit
25. You limp noodle ⬇️
26. Floss your teeth with barbed wire, assface
27. Go step on a lego
28. May all your bacon burn
29. Piss lord of shit mountain ⬇️
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