Because sometimes what you need most is to watch just how much a little crab enjoys eating a comparatively giant cherry:
And then you need to watch pipape pa’s pet crab enjoying a crunchy onion ring:
But wait! Onion rings are but an appetizer. Now let’s watch the pipape pa’s same pet crab enjoying the main course, a wee piece of steak. Om nom nom nom:
Check out pipape pa on YouTube for plenty more videos of cute little crabs feasting on various tasty foods.