If you’re a normal teenager that lives on planet Earth, you probably HATE school. The fact that you’re trying to enjoy what’s left of your summer vacation, only for Staples to personally attack you with their back-to-school commercials is so wrong it should be illegal. There’s nothing worse than going back to school. NOTHING. And since you’ll need them, here are some ways to survive heading back to school!
Disconnect every electronic in your house
You don’t have to face the fact that you’re going back to school if you never hear about it! Turn off all your electronics and basically live life like the old days. You might as well sleep by the fire and churn your own butter to really commit. But at least you won’t have to hear about anymore JC Penny back-to-school sales!
Realize that hey, it’s not so bad
Look on the bright side, at least you’ll have people to hang out with again. If this summer was boring, you can look forward to going out again everyday! And hey, at least you have an excuse for going to bed the second you walk through your door now!
You don’t have to go to school if you’re missing! Hitchhike your way to a different state, cut your hair, change your name, and start working at a local diner. You definitely won’t have to deal with going back to school if you’re not you!
Have a diss track for school
Invite some friends over and have a long discussion about how you all hate school. Give school one of the nastiest burns of 2016. And after all that venting with friends is done, you won’t feel so alone!
Look on the bright side!
Maybe you have a class with another friend, or you got a teacher you really wanted! Maybe your lunch period is like, totally lit. If you don’t have any friends in a class, you can make some! If you find yourself being socially awkward, just look for the other socially awkward person in the class and you two will have the most awkward time this school year!
Go crazy with plans
Start checking off things from your summer bucket list as fast as possible. You probably dread going back to school because it feels like you haven’t done enough this summer! Have some sleepovers, go swimming, and have bonfires so that when school starts back up again, you don’t feel like it was a summer wasted!
Face school head-on
You’ve been doing this for years, so one more will be a piece of cake! You already know what to expect — just walk through those doors on the first day like you own the building. It’ll be the weekend soon enough!
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