Is your summer vacation boring? Are you sitting at home all day staring at your wall? Well I’m here to fix that! Now, there are plenty of ways to make your summer vacation perfect, but the ideas I’m about to suggest are only for the truly bored, desperate-for-anything-to-do-kind of people. So if you’re one of those, here are some great ideas to do this summer if you have absolutely nothing to do this summer!
Either you have a pool, your friend has a pool, or your local YMCA has a pool. Go there and make your butterfly stroke so perfect it’ll put Michael Phelps to shame. Even an over sized bathtub will do.
Dedicate your life to being online
Do you not have any friends to hang out with? Congratulations, I don’t either! So what you do is start a Vine account, a Twitter, a Tumblr, and a Youtube channel and just never stop producing content. No matter how bad your tweets or videos, you just keep on updating. You’ll have to have a really messed up sleeping schedule to make the online life work, though, but who needs sleep when your notifications are constantly popping?
Get a job
Listen here you little freeloader, it’s time to start making your own money. What kind of job you get doesn’t matter — go work at McDonald’s or go walk your neighbor’s dogs, whatever. But just get some money so you can maybe go somewhere next summer instead of being a total couch potato.
If your town has any interesting scenery, take a hike and get yourself some poison ivy rash. But if it doesn’t have any interesting scenery, have someone put a blindfold over your eyes and drive you 20 miles away from your house with nothing but a compass and a water bottle and try to walk back home! Have fun!
Build a fort
Time to summon your inner child and grab every pillow and blanket you have in your house. Build a fort right in your living room over the TV so you’ll have entertainment in your new blanket home. Invite your friends over to sleep in this fluffy tent and make every kid on your block jealous with the size of your fort.
Massive water gun fight
Go to your dollar store and buy all the cheaply-made water guns they have. Then send out a text to all your friends to let them know the World War Wetness is on. Again, if you’re like me and have no friends, then… I don’t know, put an add up on Craigslist for some friends?
Start five different shows on Netflix
This fun summer option is for you folks out there with no friends who like to stay home and are broke all at once. If you start multiple series on Netflix and do not stop watching until they’re all done, by the time you look up from your screen, it’ll be September! Time to go back to school!
Which of these tips will you try out this summer? Let us know on Twitter @Smosh!