7 People on Television You Can't Get Away From

TV has gotten a little saturated with the same faces. Which faces are the ones that are constantly vexing me? I’M HERE TO NAME NAMES! These are the people you see maybe a little too much of on TV!

Gordon Ramsay

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The nice thing about Gordon Ramsay appearing in such a wide variety of cooking and hospitality reality shows is that you really get to see the entire spectrum of his personality. On MasterChef Jr., he’s sweet and encourages the kids. On Hell’s Kitchen, he’s hellish and cruel, and on Nightmare Kitchen he seems both mad AND like he’s doing his genuine best to help people. I guess what I’m saying is I know so much about Gordon Ramsay at this point that he and I have practically had sex.

Shonda Rhimes

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If you like a network television show that is incredibly melodramatic and features a lot of people dying in a situation where you wouldn’t normally expect them to die, you like at least one show that Shonda Rhimes has a hand in.

Bobby Flay

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This guy has multiple cooking shows in addition to being an Iron Chef and a judge on whatever Food Network reality competition is going on at any given time. He will also come to your house and try to do what you do better than you, just for the hell of it. What a scum bag.

Ennis Esmer (Canada Only)

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FULL DISCLOSURE: I know Ennis Esmer. Ennis Esmer is a friend of mine. You, Senator, are no Ennis Esmer. Wait, sorry, I got confused. I was telling you guys about how, around 2004, Ennis Esmer suddenly started making appearances on every show on Canadian TV. And around 2008, he started making his way down to America! He’s on Blindspot! He’s a lead on Amazon’s Red Oaks! He’s invading the American entertainment industry! THE TV GUEST STAR APPEARANCES ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!

Michael Hogan

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You may recognize Michael Hogan as the intense guy from everything on TV. If a production’s primary language is English, there’s a good chance Michael Hogan has been on at least one episode.

At least one of the Kardashians

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The Kardashians own the E! network now. The latest Kardashian’s show is probably called something like Kourtney and Karmen Just Go About Their Day!

Chris Hardwick

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This guy has built an empire on talking. His podcast is huge, he hosts a shockingly popular Walking Dead aftershow that has now been spun off into just “Talking With Chris Hardwick” (a truly weird development), and oh yeah, if your Twitter feed ever ends up just getting bombarded with the same weird hashtag, it’s because of the other show he hosts, @midnight. He also hosts something called The Wall, but that almost seems like an afterthought compared to the other stuff.

I just want to go 30 minutes without seeing one of these people. Which TV stars are you exhausted by? Let us know on Twitter!