Like hair and clothes, your nails (or lack thereof), say a lot about your grooming habits and style. Here is the definitive truth on what your finger shells say about you.
Acrylic French Manicure
Oh that square tip. Are you going to prom in 2008? One thing’s for certain — you’re not French and have never been to France.
You don’t have two hours a week to get your nails done. You might even have one of those, oh whatchamacallits? A job.
You swear by Kate Spade and love hydrangeas. You’re not a slovenly schmuck who goes full natural, but you find salon nails garish. (You secretly wish you could rock them but you’re not Rihanna so you don’t.)
No one quite knows what you do for a living, how old you are, or what your real hair color is. But they do know you give killer back rubs.
You’re literally an eighth grader stuck in 2005. We will send help, but you need to know that this is a Stranger Things situation and if we get you out alive, you’re gonna spit up some gross stuff that we won’t understand until season two.
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