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6 Things I Dreamed About Having as a Kid (That I Know Realize Are Impractical)

Kids are weird, man. Maybe it’s because they haven’t been socialized into our cruel and repressive society yet, and are therefore free to dream and be as creepy as they please. That said, the dreams kids have are not always so… practical. I know that, as a child, I dreamed of some pretty stupid stuff. Don’t believe me? Well take a look at THIS…

A Dodge Viper

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FUN FACT: This is the car Kelsey Grammar rolled while driving, nearly killing himself. Anyway, the Dodge Viper is the classic kid in suburbia dream car — it’s impossibly tacky, has an engine so big and so powerful that it is very difficult to drive, and would probably be the death of a 16-year-old kid in about 25 minutes. Now? I could really go for a nice used Hyundai. Dare to dream!

ALL the video game consoles

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When you’re a kid, you have a lot of spare time, so why wouldn’t you dream about being able to play every video game there was since you had all the consoles? But then you get older, and you have less and less free time, and suddenly your old PS3 is enough of a burden on its own. Anyway, most games these days are cross platform, so I’m not really getting left out by only owning one console.

To quit school

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Wow did I ever hate school. I graduated more than a few years ago, and I continue to have nightmares about it. Quitting would have been a disaster though, since being a high school drop out can make it real tough to find a job. Plus, my mom would’ve been mad. Who needs that in their life?

An indoor pool

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I grew up in a cold weather climate, so an outdoor pool just seemed impractical. And that shows you how much thought I put into this, that I would imagine having and maintaining an indoor pool would somehow be easy as pie.

Huge muscles

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Not only can that kind of prolonged, intense exercise be very hard on your joints, I’ve come to learn it’s not fun eating so much protein.

To eat cake for dinner all the time

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Really, out of all the items on this list, eating cake all the time is probably the one I still feel the most fondness towards. I don’t have quite the same sweet tooth I did as a child, but that doesn’t mean I couldn’t still pound a big cake down my gullet.

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