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5 Apps That Need to Be Turned Into Movies

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With Angry Birds finally upon us and Fruit Ninja in the near future, it’s becoming clear that mobile apps are the latest in strange source material for feature-length films. So why not keep extrapolating this trend to ridiculous ends? Here are five apps that need to be turned into movies next.

Waze

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Depending on your perspective, that smiling little guy might either be a speech bubble or a ghost. For the sake of cinematic appeal, let’s go with Mr. Waze being at least semi-spectral. In this adaptation, he teams up with a clueless human and, rather than avoiding traffic, pointlessly warns him about vehicles on the side of the road every 30 seconds. The sequel will definitely feature the human sidekick having to cross four lanes of busy traffic just to shave two minutes off his ETA.

Instagram

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Meet Graham. Normally, our young friend is invisible, but if someone needs to desperately share the hot new craft brewery they discovered or distribute a new Crying Jordan meme, he becomes INSTAGRAM, a superhero of only mild convenience who is rapidly approaching obsolescence thanks to a certain dancing ghost…

Snapchat

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That’s right, baby, the hot new summer blockbuster is Snapchat, featuring disturbingly adult content but almost certainly marketed towards a tween demographic. And sure, there might be some scenes where this friendly ghost is used to show how much fun someone is having in a very specific location, but come on, we know what it’s really being used for. SHAME.

Flappy Bird

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A delightful romp through the sky, featuring a main character that is definitely an original creation and not a blatant rip off of one of the most beloved game franchises of all time. The film will be simple but sort of fun, and then vanish without a trace just when people are starting to get into it.

Smosh

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Sure, last year gave us the smash hit Smosh: The Movie, but now it’s time for the hotly anticipated follow up, Smosh: The App: The Movie. Hilarious, convenient, and visually pleasing, this movie will be worth just so much of your time and money!

Which monumental waste of time would make the best even bigger waste of time? Let me know on Twitter!

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