29 Funniest Reactions to the iPhone 7

Today we learned all about the new iPhone, and although it looks pretty similar to the last phone in Apple’s lineup, it has several new features. First of all, it’s WATERPROOF! Now you’ll never again have to lie to Apple Care! Also, the new camera is LIT, meaning better selfies and whatever else you take pics of. And Nintendo is even putting a Mario game on iOS! So all good, yes? Well, about that…

Apple also announced it will eliminate the headphone jack. WTF. Sure, they also announced an adapter that will allow you to keep things old school if you want, but basically Apple is selling us some BS innovation in the form of wired lightning headsets called AirPods. Did I mention that these wireless earbuds will cost you 159 bucks? Remind me to never bitch about losing my 25 dollar earbuds again. Anyway, as with anything Apple-related, the Internet has some hot takes. Here’s some of the best:

1.

Jokes about the iPhone 7 are just slightly upgraded jokes about the iPhone 6S.

— @midnight (@midnight) September 7, 2016

2.

*secret iPhone team meeting*
“When we kill the headphone jack, women will lose their earbuds constantly and be forced to talk to us.”

— Kashana (@kashanacauley) September 7, 2016

3.

Here is a photo of a giant iPhone sneaking up and shooting a huge blowdart into a man’s butt. pic.twitter.com/d0BgJlwynT

— Alex Fernie (@FernieCommaAlex) September 7, 2016

4.

The new iPhone is waterproof, which means I can finally enjoy my shower while being interrupted by emails from work.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 7, 2016

5.

Kids these days gonna grow up not knowing what it’s like to pass the aux cord

— Jordan Maron (@CaptainSparklez) September 7, 2016

6.

We’re gonna lose those wireless iPhone 7 headphones SO QUICK. Gonna have to buy 500 replacements
Meanwhile at Apple: pic.twitter.com/7h3zoXTWRN

— Ian Hecox (@SmoshIan) September 7, 2016

7.

I’m done. #AirPods #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/rd9FPmazY3

— Feyaad Allie (@FeyaadAllie) September 7, 2016

8.

Current mood #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/imIcMp2lEe

— Behlul (@behlul_official) September 7, 2016

9.

#AirPods? I guess another name was taken. pic.twitter.com/DzI7xUGbbe

— josh groban (@joshgroban) September 7, 2016

10.

Sorry guys but this really looks like you’ve put half of yr electrical toothbrush in your ear #AirPods #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/TV3XczpuZQ

— annika visser (@annikavisser) September 7, 2016

11.

You vs who she tells you not to worry about.. #AirPods #Appleevent pic.twitter.com/OJvXXNtgC3

— Marco Iannelli (@marcoi_) September 7, 2016

12.

Before #AppleEvent : I LOVE MY IPHONE. I DON’T NEED AN IPHONE 7.
After: pic.twitter.com/jTjpXouDSp

— shauna (@goldengateblond) September 7, 2016

13.

The iPhone 7 will be waterproof, a stunning blow to the rice industry. #AppleEvent

— Evan J’daté Kessler (@EvanJKessler) September 7, 2016

14.

SIRI, WHERE ARE MY AIR PODS?!#iPhone7 pic.twitter.com/VO1KcDiNHA

— Justice Don Willett (@JusticeWillett) September 7, 2016

15.

THERE’S ROOM FOR JACK ON THE PHONE! #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/jDkwEvk79l

— Travon Free (@Travon) September 7, 2016

16.

WTF, just found a family of new iPhone earbuds living in my walls

— Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) September 7, 2016

17.

“This is the best iPhone we’ve ever made.” – 2008, 2009, 2010, 2016, 2025, 3007, 30xx, star date 7412.6,

— Nick Ross (@NickBossRoss) September 7, 2016

18.

Just saved myself $159… #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/WJQdh9f3CN

— Lux (@Callux) September 7, 2016

19.

Dear Humanity:

You will never lose both of your AirPods. You will only lose one. And it will drive you insane.

Best,

– Socks#AppleEvent

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) September 7, 2016

20.

I already lost my AirPods

— Nick Mundy (@dickfundy) September 7, 2016

21.

Looks like SIA is wearing AirPods pic.twitter.com/a6SzbTB9sG

— Farhad Manjoo (@fmanjoo) September 7, 2016

22.

Things you can lose that cost $159
1. AirPods
2. A poker game
3. Your virginity

— Joel (@NobodyEpic) September 7, 2016

23.

Only 90’s kids will remember #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/uHk5Gz7O42

— Shafeeq Younus (@Y2SHAF) September 7, 2016

24.

I’m old enough to remember when Apple’s branding was based pretty much 100% on headphone wires pic.twitter.com/DBgruXjOcT

— Aaron Wiener (@aaronwiener) September 7, 2016

25.

There’s no way these are features people were asking for pic.twitter.com/PA0EJycfFP

— cory palmer (@corypalmer) September 7, 2016

25.

there is no way in hell i won’t accidentally swallow these headphones somehow pic.twitter.com/oPLPGNimFj

— pilot adultman (@pilotbacon) September 7, 2016

26.

If you get airpods, what cords are ghosts going to tangle when you’re sleeping??

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) September 7, 2016

27.

The new iPhone camera is really just Eve’s face from Wall-E pic.twitter.com/lapW4igI3S

— Jen Lewis (@thisjenlewis) September 7, 2016

28.

but is my soul black or JET BLACK damn apple is really making me question how deep the abyss of my personality is with this phone

— Dan Howell (@danisnotonfire) September 7, 2016

29.

Me: What about a screen that doesn’t crack whe-@Apple : WIRELESS HEADPHONES. pic.twitter.com/bbsXFbQdEh

— Aaron. (@FreshAir_In) September 7, 2016