Sleep is one of the greatest joys in life. So when something ruins your sleep—by snoring, for example—it’s terrible. No matter how much you love your partner, it’s always a pain to deal with snoring. We can’t make your significant other stop snoring, but here are some Tweets to let you know that you’re not alone.
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*watching husband sleep*
Me: “I just love him so much, he’s my everyth-“
*husband snores*
Me: “I can’t live like this.”
— Six Pack Mom (@Six_Pack_Mom) August 28, 2016
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My wife got a Fitbit for the sole purpose of proving how many times I wake her up in the middle of the night by snoring.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 20, 2016
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*my dog whimpers in her sleep* omg so cute
*husband breathes in his sleep* SHUT THE FUCK UP
— olll (@dulcetry) June 24, 2015
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Don’t even argue with her about her snoring… record it, and send it to her in a text message. It’s humbling. Trust me.
— #HoneyBunHank (@H_O_Boomaye) March 13, 2017
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Husband: *snoring*
It’s like he’s trying to tell me something
*snoring*
What is it boy?
*snoring intensifies*
Timmy’s stuck in a well?
— Tragic Ally (@TragicAllyHere) March 18, 2017
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I started bringing a double espresso to confession because all that snoring on the other side of the booth was distracting.
— De Nada Donna (@Donna_McCoy) March 13, 2017
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Stages: Coping w Snorer
1 Nudge
2 Say “You’re Snoring”
3 Roll them
4 Kick/Growl
5 Stab w pen
6 Scream TAKE THIS CUP O SUFFERING AWAY FROM ME— Amanda M-W (@Manda_like_wine) May 26, 2016
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Snore again and I’ll smother you.
–married pillow talk
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) January 16, 2015
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[elbows loudly snoring hubs]
Hey, you’re snoring.
H: I’m not even sleeping!
M:
H: [snores again]
M: {fluffs sleep aid/murder weapon}
— CJ (@cajones113) March 13, 2017
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I’m not saying you were snoring much it’s just that I’ve never had such an intense dream about the local sand & gravel before-
— Al Dente (@six_2_and_even) March 11, 2017
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“Me? I don’t snore.” – every person who snores for 7 hours a night
— George Balekji (@GBalekji_KODE) March 17, 2017
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I need to drill an extra hole in my head so I stop snoring. Who’s got a steady hand and 5-10 spare minutes?
— Aaron Pauley (@aaronpauley) March 19, 2017
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honey, if you’re gonna snore pls do it into my pussy so I can at least cum from the vibrations. if life hands you lemons, make some sprite
— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) December 13, 2016
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An upside to how loudly I snore is that no one ever mistakenly thinks I’m dead.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) August 22, 2016
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Me, crawling into bed, “Can you do me a favor?”
Hubs, “OMG YES!”
Me, “Let me go to sleep first so I don’t have to listen to your snoring.”— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) March 7, 2017
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how it feel when Bae start snoring too loud so you “accidentally” kick them in yall sleep & they wake up confused while you playing dead pic.twitter.com/b0Uwq1jSBm
— Art Plug ? ✨ (@xEnoughSaidx) March 16, 2017
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If you’ve known someone for 28 years are you allowed to put a pillow over their stupid face to stop them from snoring y/n
— Toby Herman (@tobyherman27) August 6, 2016
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Weird how when my cat is snoring it’s soothing and cute but when my spouse is snoring I make numerous attempts on his life.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) January 26, 2016
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I bought this great new invention for my snoring partner called a bed in a different room.
— Amanda M-W (@Manda_like_wine) January 4, 2016
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