Halloween is tomorrow but I feel like the celebration as been going on all month. We’ve already shown you some hilarious knockoff costumes, but there is so much more to Halloween than costumes and candy. There’s the social anxiety it brings out in all of us. The competition the nostalgia. Well nobody captures all the feelings about Halloween better than people on twitter. Here’s a look at some of the best Tweets ever about Halloween!
Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend’s house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe pic.twitter.com/PoGKUFeLLw
— Katie Dippold (@katiedippold) June 30, 2016
The Halloween knock-off costume names are so good pic.twitter.com/NC2DWjGR4g
— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) October 18, 2016
this is my halloween costume. pic.twitter.com/m6Rw7Baq8x
— Mr Hospice (@markhoppus) October 31, 2014
ladies: the day after Halloween, don’t forget to buy all the discounted blood capsules to keep in your mouth when men tell you to smile
— Sammy Nickalls (@sammynickalls) October 28, 2016
when u watching everyone make super lit Halloween plans and it’s your fave holiday but u still don’t got plans pic.twitter.com/pxQEFObL2Y
— FREDDY ? (@FreddyAmazin) October 14, 2016
love seeing the creative halloween costumes, like “cold nurse”, “cold schoolgirl”, “shivering female superhero”, “uncomfortably chilly pirat
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) October 25, 2013
if you’re in seattle and you drive by my house prepare for the fright of your life pic.twitter.com/xTp3ucjjtw
— spookymoof (@supermoof) October 16, 2016
Skeletons are a weird costume cuz you already got one of those in your body you’re pretty much a bone oreo with skin frosting dude
— Jeffrey Hadz (@Hadzilla) October 29, 2012
Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger’s property and make a non-negotiable demand.
— Matt Roller (@rolldiggity) October 27, 2014
“daddy why do celebrate halloween” [don’t say worshipping satan don’t say worshipping satan] well son, it’s for worshipping satan
— frankenmustard (@nice_mustard) October 23, 2013
Halloween is coming up and I still have no idea what I’m going to be for the rest of my life.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 27, 2015
Happy Halloween Eve. Remember, if Tim Burton sees his shadow tomorrow that means 6 more weeks of pumpkin spice lattes.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) October 30, 2016
If I pay $40 for a haunted house I better die
— september22 (@hodgesboi15) October 12, 2013
Couples Halloween costumes always end up looking like one person went along with it to save the relationship.
— Erica (@SCbchbum) October 3, 2013
idea for haunted house: dimly lit grocery store sprinkled with people you haven’t talked to since high school
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) September 5, 2015
Sure, I have gluten free Halloween candy for your kid.
*Reaches in pocket & pulls out middle finger*
Get off my lawn before I call the cops
— Rob Fee (@robfee) October 28, 2014
What’s a good Halloween costume that doesn’t require makeup and isn’t uncomfortable and is my regular clothes?
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) October 19, 2016
there are two types of girls on Halloween pic.twitter.com/6yTpgdI89M
— anti joke apple (@antijokeapple) October 13, 2014
Girls at halloween parties pic.twitter.com/0VSigz3Yg3
— Because I’m a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) October 6, 2014
Congrats to “Monster Mash” on winning the VMA for “Best Halloween Song” for the 52nd consecutive year
— Brendan O’Hare (@brendohare) August 25, 2014
me on Halloween vs me the rest of the year pic.twitter.com/jTYikrgf21
— FREDDY ? (@FreddyAmazin) September 9, 2016
Rich ppl leave a whole bowl of candy out on Halloween talking bout some “only take one! :)” imma take the candy, the bowl, and your door mat
— birthday slime ? (@nellychillin) September 18, 2016
when someone says it’s too early to be excited for Halloween pic.twitter.com/hLMjtzs5U4
— PMPKNQUEEN (@rockyymouse) September 25, 2016
what i say: i love halloween
what u think i mean: i am a wannabe goth
what i really mean: i eat candy breakfast lunch and dinner in october
— alien grandma (@IoserIexi) September 26, 2016
halloween: how i wanna be vs how im gonna be pic.twitter.com/czPZAFDV0g
— guapo papo (@alexdoradoo) September 23, 2016
The degree to which Halloween is now for adults has truly become a national disgrace.
— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) October 30, 2016
Tbt to Halloween when I went to my friend’s house for a grown ups drinking wine party but there was more of a babadook vibe. pic.twitter.com/I2ROJBHkfB
— david sanchez (@gotham146) October 30, 2016