The Twitter account If Celebs Were in HS takes popular high school tropes and attaches them to the stars, kind of like a snarky version of the “most likely to” awards. From nerds to jocks to everything in between, these celebs are analyzed and labeled, much like we all did to everyone else in high school. Check out the account’s funniest tweets and add your own in the comments!
Drake
– 4.0 GPA
– everyone’s sugar daddy
– needs to feel loved
– emotional
– loyal
– cried at graduation #IfCelebsWasInHS pic.twitter.com/5M2GLMDnc0— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 19, 2016
Ariana Grande
-Senior everyone mistakes as a freshman
-Gets heartbroken every other week
-4.0 GPA
-In school choir pic.twitter.com/ygbX0pQklr— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 21, 2016
Tyga
– senior dating a freshmen
– always asking can he borrow money
– smokes weed
– arrogant #CelebsInHS pic.twitter.com/7Ri6rmzwWt— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 19, 2016
Meghan Trainor
Taylor Swift
-Cheer Captain
-Has no rhythm
-Dad paid the coach big bucks to make her team captain
-drives a BMW pic.twitter.com/32mkVfOELC— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 23, 2016
Rainn Wilson
-dresses up every day
-reminds the teacher of homework
-sits next to vending machine at lunch
-a snitch pic.twitter.com/dwMVnBlbss— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) June 1, 2016
Zac Efron
-2.5 GPA
-basketball player
-always wants to play winner of beer pong at parties
-dates the hottest freshmen girl pic.twitter.com/W009dmBFIJ— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 29, 2016
DJ Khaleed
– gym teacher
– never participate, too tired
– always giving advice
– flyest teacher pic.twitter.com/KQSLFg03b6— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 20, 2016
Kristen Stewart
-tumblr freak
-vegan
-cheated on her bf of 3 years w/ her theater teacher
-spends weekends protesting animal rights pic.twitter.com/Z8Jq1xj6DL— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) June 7, 2016
Charlie Sheen
-Math Teacher
-DM’s female students
-exchanges answers for flirting
-suspended for a week for “poor decision making” pic.twitter.com/KyiBB1Cs2E— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) June 8, 2016
Bernard Beans
-wears crocs
-uses a man purse
-farts in class to be funny
-tried out for football but didn’t pass summer work outs pic.twitter.com/P9u7MAXRoe— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) June 10, 2016
Dory
-forgets pencils
-Last to finish taking notes off the projector
-Asks teacher to repeat themselves
-Steals tweets pic.twitter.com/fst8LWDzSw— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) June 10, 2016
Ice Cube
-your gf’s dad
-cleans guns when u first meet him
-“bring her early or else”
-sits 4 rows behind ya’ll @ the movies pic.twitter.com/8BXHerocHs— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) June 10, 2016
Donald Trump
– principal
– fired for sniffing coke on the job
– racist
– suspends Mexicans for no reason
– well hated pic.twitter.com/yTDy38p0dz— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 20, 2016
Steph Curry
-Basketball Team Captain
-Popular
-Dating the same girl since 8th grade
-D1 B-Ball scholarship
-Still can’t dunk pic.twitter.com/S8lWEphWN6— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 21, 2016
Chris Rock
-instigator
-roams around hallways lookin for fights to record
-talks about getting bitches but never seen with one pic.twitter.com/D7C0o5lD2d— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 22, 2016
JK Rowling
-English Teacher
-tells stories about her acid trips in her hippy days
-never gives out hw
-everyone wants her class pic.twitter.com/gMc9tEItgc— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 21, 2016
Bernie Sanders
-Social Studies Teacher
-everybody wants him as principal
-breath stinks
-accepts late work
-let’s ppl sit wherever pic.twitter.com/h9kXuFEC5e— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 22, 2016
Kylie Jenner
-freshman dating a senior
-on the cheer team
-got caught stuffing bra with toilet paper
-grew lips out of no where pic.twitter.com/eWgjtx3v5x— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 23, 2016
Kris Jenner
-Math Teacher
-Talks bout love life w/ class
-bipolar
-60 but thinks she still got it
-trades sex for As w/ students pic.twitter.com/z7EuddLlll— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 24, 2016
Harry Styles
-foreign exchange student
-gets all the hoes with his accent
-musically talented
-gets boners in class pic.twitter.com/gSlvQuiGnk— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 24, 2016
Johnny Manziel
-JV QB as a freshman
-already a legend
-shows up to games drunk
-got teacher fired 4 having sex w/ her
-parties hard pic.twitter.com/BssQJ0ZJ3V— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 23, 2016
The Rock
-athletic director
-flirts with the secretaries
-makes up handshakes with students
-buys football players steroids pic.twitter.com/1M1CgVWa3H— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 23, 2016
Kylie Jenner
-late to 1st period with Starbucks
-on the cheer squad
-popular
-gets black out drunk on weekends
-sister is a hoe pic.twitter.com/UZBdUtQaPg— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 23, 2016
Will Smith
-goes missing at school fire drills & mingles w/ other classes
-always tardy
-dances w/ hella hoes at school dances pic.twitter.com/XZoRl0eveB— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 25, 2016
Beyonce
– prom queen
– conceited
– performs national anthem every game
– everyone wonders how she ended up with an ugly dude pic.twitter.com/PILmG8LujX— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 22, 2016




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