26 of the Best Tweets From the 'If Celebs Were in HS' Twitter Account

The Twitter account If Celebs Were in HS takes popular high school tropes and attaches them to the stars, kind of like a snarky version of the “most likely to” awards. From nerds to jocks to everything in between, these celebs are analyzed and labeled, much like we all did to everyone else in high school. Check out the account’s funniest tweets and add your own in the comments!

Drake

– 4.0 GPA
– everyone’s sugar daddy
– needs to feel loved
– emotional
– loyal
– cried at graduation #IfCelebsWasInHS pic.twitter.com/5M2GLMDnc0

— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 19, 2016

Ariana Grande

-Senior everyone mistakes as a freshman
-Gets heartbroken every other week
-4.0 GPA
-In school choir pic.twitter.com/ygbX0pQklr

— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 21, 2016

Tyga

– senior dating a freshmen
– always asking can he borrow money
– smokes weed
– arrogant #CelebsInHS pic.twitter.com/7Ri6rmzwWt

— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 19, 2016

Meghan Trainor

Taylor Swift

-Cheer Captain
-Has no rhythm
-Dad paid the coach big bucks to make her team captain
-drives a BMW pic.twitter.com/32mkVfOELC

— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 23, 2016

Rainn Wilson

Zac Efron

DJ Khaleed

– gym teacher
– never participate, too tired
– always giving advice
– flyest teacher pic.twitter.com/KQSLFg03b6

— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 20, 2016

Kristen Stewart

-tumblr freak
-vegan
-cheated on her bf of 3 years w/ her theater teacher
-spends weekends protesting animal rights pic.twitter.com/Z8Jq1xj6DL

— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) June 7, 2016

Charlie Sheen

-Math Teacher
-DM’s female students
-exchanges answers for flirting
-suspended for a week for “poor decision making” pic.twitter.com/KyiBB1Cs2E

— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) June 8, 2016

Bernard Beans

-wears crocs
-uses a man purse
-farts in class to be funny
-tried out for football but didn’t pass summer work outs pic.twitter.com/P9u7MAXRoe

— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) June 10, 2016

Dory

-forgets pencils
-Last to finish taking notes off the projector
-Asks teacher to repeat themselves
-Steals tweets pic.twitter.com/fst8LWDzSw

— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) June 10, 2016

Ice Cube

-your gf’s dad
-cleans guns when u first meet him
-“bring her early or else”
-sits 4 rows behind ya’ll @ the movies pic.twitter.com/8BXHerocHs

— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) June 10, 2016

Donald Trump

– principal
– fired for sniffing coke on the job
– racist
– suspends Mexicans for no reason
– well hated pic.twitter.com/yTDy38p0dz

— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 20, 2016

Steph Curry

-Basketball Team Captain
-Popular
-Dating the same girl since 8th grade
-D1 B-Ball scholarship
-Still can’t dunk pic.twitter.com/S8lWEphWN6

— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 21, 2016

Chris Rock

-instigator
-roams around hallways lookin for fights to record
-talks about getting bitches but never seen with one pic.twitter.com/D7C0o5lD2d

— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 22, 2016

JK Rowling

-English Teacher
-tells stories about her acid trips in her hippy days
-never gives out hw
-everyone wants her class pic.twitter.com/gMc9tEItgc

— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 21, 2016

Bernie Sanders

-Social Studies Teacher
-everybody wants him as principal
-breath stinks
-accepts late work
-let’s ppl sit wherever pic.twitter.com/h9kXuFEC5e

— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 22, 2016

Kylie Jenner

-freshman dating a senior
-on the cheer team
-got caught stuffing bra with toilet paper
-grew lips out of no where pic.twitter.com/eWgjtx3v5x

— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 23, 2016

Kris Jenner

-Math Teacher
-Talks bout love life w/ class
-bipolar
-60 but thinks she still got it
-trades sex for As w/ students pic.twitter.com/z7EuddLlll

— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 24, 2016

Harry Styles

-foreign exchange student
-gets all the hoes with his accent
-musically talented
-gets boners in class pic.twitter.com/gSlvQuiGnk

— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 24, 2016

Johnny Manziel

-JV QB as a freshman
-already a legend
-shows up to games drunk
-got teacher fired 4 having sex w/ her
-parties hard pic.twitter.com/BssQJ0ZJ3V

— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 23, 2016

The Rock

-athletic director
-flirts with the secretaries
-makes up handshakes with students
-buys football players steroids pic.twitter.com/1M1CgVWa3H

— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 23, 2016

Kylie Jenner

-late to 1st period with Starbucks
-on the cheer squad
-popular
-gets black out drunk on weekends
-sister is a hoe pic.twitter.com/UZBdUtQaPg

— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 23, 2016

Will Smith

-goes missing at school fire drills & mingles w/ other classes
-always tardy
-dances w/ hella hoes at school dances pic.twitter.com/XZoRl0eveB

— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 25, 2016

Beyonce

– prom queen
– conceited
– performs national anthem every game
– everyone wonders how she ended up with an ugly dude pic.twitter.com/PILmG8LujX

— If Celebs Were in HS (@CelebsInHS) May 22, 2016