Happy Father’s Day! Did you get your dad a tie or a BBQ apron? IF you have a great dad in your life, boy are you lucky. But great, good or average, today we pay tribute to them all, even if they’d rather we not make a fuss! What better way to honor dads than to look at some of the funny things people have Tweeted about their dads and or being a dad? Here’s a look at some of the funniest things ever Tweeted about moms!
Today Dads around the country celebrate #FathersDay by spending time with their families instead of doing something they’d like to do.
— Alex Reid (@botany500) June 19, 2016
currently texting ‘Happy Father’s Day’ to all the men in my phone to freak them out
— duck tumblr (@priya_ebooks) June 18, 2016
Every day is Father’s Day in my jeans.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 16, 2013
My Father’s Day card to my dad is simply this:
Hey, dad. I’m not in this picture. Happy Father’s Day. pic.twitter.com/pB9bMLtEu8
— Amber (@Amburglar_) June 17, 2016
If we all shut up about it, dads wouldn’t even remember it’s Father’s Day and we could totally get out of having to do it.
— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) May 21, 2014
Every time a thermostat is adjusted a dad somewhere dies a little inside. Keep this in mind this Father’s Day.
— The St. Louisan (@thestlouisan) June 18, 2016
[Dads Anonymous meeting]
DAD: Hi everyone, I’m new here
DADS: Hi, new here, we’re dads!
— The Hype (@TheHyyyype) June 16, 2016
doc: “your dad’s been in a coma for 9 days, we’re running out of ideas”
me: “let me try” [goes to adjust thermostat]
dad: [opens one eye]
— k e e t (@KeetPotato) July 13, 2015
“This bouncy castle is twice the price of last year”
Please no dad
“..Inflation for you”
*kids start crying*
— Jazmasta (@jazmasta) July 11, 2015
I never believed in reincarnation before but… Dad? pic.twitter.com/jodNw0Iom1
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) October 3, 2014
son: why is my name jesus
dad: mom wanted to name u after a rolemodel
other son: &me?
dad: well Charizard the same reason but it was my turn
— EJ Gomez (@EJGomez) April 5, 2016
My dad’s visiting soon, which means I need to practice apologizing to waiters with my eyes.
— Patrick Walsh (@thepatrickwalsh) April 28, 2014
Just 4 dads doing dad stuff being dads pic.twitter.com/YSVQh6CWEZ
— chody (@grottycotty) August 26, 2015
This is why I haven’t accepted my dad’s friend request. pic.twitter.com/cDhR55iz9E
— liv (@oliviagirling) February 2, 2015
Happy Father’s Day to all the men who don’t refer to taking care of their own kids as “babysitting.”
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 19, 2016
Growing up, my dad never let me beat him at chess. Taught me some important lessons, like “hate chess” and “quit chess forever.”
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) January 17, 2014
I love Father’s Day because I text “Happy Father’s Day daddy” to grown men and ignore my abandonment issues from my biological father.
— tragic mulatto (@sweatpantspapi) June 19, 2016
Every Father’s Day at midnight the HomeDepot dads and the Lowe’s dads rumble “Westside Story” style in a neutral Costcos parking lot.
— Bmad (@1_swarthy_dude) August 25, 2014
Friendly reminder: tomorrow is Father’s Day. Be sure to do something special for the man who hands the phone to mom when you call home.
— Brandon Saho (@BrandonSaho) June 19, 2016
Happy Father’s day to my dad who repeated 11th grade 23 years in a row just so he could bully me when I got to high school
— Cullen Crawford (@HelloCullen) June 19, 2016
Here’s an obligatory old photo of me and my dad pic.twitter.com/7vcfu3jKTO
— Alison Stevenson (@JustAboutGlad) June 19, 2016
More like Farter’s Day
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) June 19, 2016
Get you a dad that can do both pic.twitter.com/D1Az0pGKcK
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 19, 2016
The real lesson of Disney movies is have kids young so you’re not raising a rebellious teen in your 70s pic.twitter.com/fxmC67Sw4f
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) June 18, 2016