Boyfriends can be both good and bad, but either way, people have some thoughts on boyfriends. The following tweets pretty much sum up life for people who have or have had boyfriends. In other words, they’re SO RELATABLE!
[introducing myself to new boyfriends parents]
“Hi, I usually don’t make it this far”
— Amanda Hugnkiss (@caliluvgirl77) January 22, 2016
Literally never care about having a boyfriend until I’m in bed and realize I’ve forgotten to turn off the light.
— shelby fero (@shelbyfero) June 2, 2015
my boyfriend asked me what i wanted to eat & i said i don’t know & this what he brings me. ? pic.twitter.com/JQcMQvloED
— #atlgala 4/16 (@chopstckss) June 28, 2016
People to my boyfriend: it’s okay to get back out there, she’d want you to move on
Me in heaven: pic.twitter.com/CMfAEgWVUw
— asia (@asialbx) February 28, 2017
If your boyfriend ever tells you that “you have too many books” what you really have is one too many boyfriends.
— JenAshleyWright (@JenAshleyWright) August 5, 2016
I can only hope that my ex boyfriends are half as obsessed with me for the rest of their lives as Donald Trump is with Rosie O’Donnell.
— Sarah (@thetigersez) September 27, 2016
Support groups for boyfriends who don’t understand tarot but want to understand
— Aubrey Jacobowitz (@femmist) February 23, 2017
Boyfriend: you really don’t have to do that
Me: *getting a lower back tattoo of his Call of Duty kill/death ratio* I’m just proud of u babe
— Elizabeth (@elizabeth_fels) February 24, 2016
New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can’t keep him 🙁 He’s ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28yrs-old & works in IT.
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) November 28, 2012
[boyfriend gets down on one knee]
Him: will you marry me
Me: ya, this could totally have waited until after I finished my burger
— Amanda Hugnkiss (@caliluvgirl77) December 7, 2015
who needs a boyfriend when your bank account goes down on you every day
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) November 6, 2014
There’s a girl I know who has gotten into relationships with FOUR of my ex boyfriends. Girl, let me spoil the movie for you, please.
— Rachel Fisher (@TheRachelFisher) June 25, 2016
Why does Minnie Mouse wear heels? She is the only female mouse Mickey knows. Pressure’s off, girl. Your boyfriend doesn’t even have a shirt.
— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) December 28, 2012
My boyfriend is unreal in bed & also everywhere.
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) August 5, 2013
Boyfriends are not a great resource when you need an honest opinion on whether your outfit is too slutty.
— Tess Barker (@TesstifyBarker) July 24, 2016
Why do the worst boyfriends always give you the most maudlin playlists
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) November 16, 2016
All of the boyfriends waiting around in this Sephora should start a band.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) September 2, 2016
“Don’t ask don’t tell” now only applies to straight women in big cities who have somehow managed to find boyfriends.
— Daley Haggar (@d_haggar) May 7, 2016
So my (beloved!) ex-boyfriend’s apartment caught fire this year, which was very sad, but Facebook made it worth it. pic.twitter.com/AvU8ifazXa
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) December 29, 2014
If a bear confronts you in the woods, make it go away by handing it a flyer for your boyfriend’s band’s show.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) August 29, 2014
“He’s a rescue.” — a lot of people, if they were being honest about their boyfriends
— Tess Barker (@TesstifyBarker) May 7, 2016
my boyfriend isn’t on twitter thank god now i can do things like call him my boyfriend
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) June 27, 2012
It’s like my boyfriends don’t even get that for every hour they don’t return my text, I come up with a new elaborate way to murder them.
— Sarah (@thetigersez) May 5, 2016