Well, my favorite Thanksgiving tradition is back in full force. No, not turkey or spending time with your family being grateful. I’m talking about Thanksgiving clapbacks! Twitter is in full force with the #ThanksgivingClapBack hashtag, and boy is it hilarious. These people are master clapback-ers. Check out the best of the best, and get an arsenal of disses ready for when one of your irritating relatives tries to own you at the dinner table.
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?? #ThanksgivingClapback pic.twitter.com/hH1tcPqPFB
— WORLDSTARHIPHOP (@WORLDSTAR) November 22, 2016
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auntie: why those grades so low?
me: i could ask the same about yo titties #ThanksgivingClapback pic.twitter.com/5dOtNLvxYv
— TIA MARGARITA (@DaleLauraaa) November 19, 2016
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Dad: Why don’t you have a girlfriend yet?
Me: Why haven’t you told mom about your girlfriend yet#ThanksgivingClapBack pic.twitter.com/4Ue1U4rrQU
— T A J (@TaylorDTTT) November 15, 2016
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Aunt: I see your acne is coming back.
Me: Unlike your husband. #thanksgivingclapback pic.twitter.com/8ZJANPLVT0— Trav (@tdezzth) November 16, 2016
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Grandpa: You know the Bible says gays go to hell
Me: You know your heart rate says you’re about to go any minute now#ThanksgivingClapBack pic.twitter.com/av11axBxh8
— T A J (@TaylorDTTT) November 16, 2016
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Auntie: “why you don’t have the same boyfriend as last year?”
Me: “Why yo kids don’t have the same last names?”#thanksgivingclapback pic.twitter.com/31d8xsbo1Q— Gewel✨ (@oauwhh) November 16, 2016
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Aunt: “I wasn’t drinking when I was your age”
“Cause you’re not allowed to drink when you’re pregnant” #thanksgivingclapback pic.twitter.com/JOL9AASrpu— itsjustsamwell (@Ohhthassamuel) November 16, 2016
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Uncle: Are you still struggling with your grades?
Me: Are you still struggling to stay faithful to your wife?#ThanksgivingClapback pic.twitter.com/bZy4n2qGA7— Andres De La Rosa (@_andresdlr) November 16, 2016
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Uncle: I see you’re on your 4th beer.
Me: I see you’re on your 4th marriage. #ThanksgivingClapBack pic.twitter.com/pqHeMDrHvJ
— Kiero (@Miller_Lite95) November 15, 2016
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Uncle : “That ain’t all ya hair”
Me “Them ain’t all ya kids”#ThanksgivingClapback#ThanksgivingWithBlackFamilies pic.twitter.com/86pQAtPN4K
— destinee ? (@nochilldesss) November 12, 2016
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Did grandma dirty ? #ThanksgivingClapback pic.twitter.com/TCKmSo6wOf
— WORLDSTARHIPHOP (@WORLDSTAR) November 18, 2016
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Auntie: I heard you keep failing tests in school
Me: I heard you keep failing drug tests at work#ThanksgivingClapBack pic.twitter.com/tQUyiIp8kN
— liah ? (@urlocalhottie) November 16, 2016
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Aunt: Don’t you think your makeup is a bit much?
Me: Don’t you think three husbands is a bit much? #thanksgivingclapback
— Alyssa Durm (@adurm4) November 16, 2016
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Aunt: How are your grades looking?
Me: Just like your arms, low and bumpy. #thanksgivingclapback pic.twitter.com/mCvRkt5FTh— ㅤ (@boltkid_) November 15, 2016
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“I heard your man left you”
“I heard you can’t even get a man”#Thanksgivingclapback pic.twitter.com/h45pLDTybf
— Lym (@LymuelManingo) November 15, 2016
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Uncle: You spend too much money on makeup.
Me: And you don’t spend enough on your kids. #thanksgivingclapback— tiara (@katvondont) November 15, 2016
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Family Member: When are you gonna have some babies?
Me: Probably when you start taking care of yours.#ThanksGivingClapback pic.twitter.com/WQfXDQhpWN
— Tanisha Long (@tanishalong) November 23, 2016
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Uncle: Can you stay off your phone?
Me: Can you stay off your mom’s couch? #ThanksgivingClapBack
— Brittañia Navarro (@Bo_Boski) November 15, 2016
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My Aunt: “Those transgender people are confused. They need Jesus.”
Me: “Did you need Jesus through both divorces & premarital pregnancies?” pic.twitter.com/hpOVfVYhMh
— Angelo Keepkashingin (@BrianMcLight) November 11, 2016
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Aunt:”y’all be on your phones 24/7.”
Me”you’ve been looking for a man since ’07.”#Thanksgivingclapback pic.twitter.com/BonG8KSGRh
— ? (@BarnacleBoyJay) November 13, 2016
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#ThanksgivingClapback
Aunt: Them grades good?
Cousin: As good as that store-bought pie you brought.
Me: pic.twitter.com/lrCTNFr2PO— ArtHoe (@zombiefieme) November 13, 2016
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#ThanksgivingClapback
aunt: “you still single at age 24?”
me: “you still struggling to pay your light bill at age 54?” pic.twitter.com/buydzKBbqL— ☥ (@purplexshade) November 13, 2016
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Uncle: Shouldn’t you be at the kids table?
Me: Shouldn’t you be putting food on your kids table?#ThanksgivingClapBack pic.twitter.com/D9gWBmt4WT
— World Star Savage (@WorldStarGhetto) November 16, 2016
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