People love themselves some Disney Princesses, especially on the internet where they’re beconstantly being reimagined. It’s no surprise then that Twitter is also in on the Disney Princess game, mocking the internet’s love and making wry observations about the Princess. Here are 23 of the funniest things Twitter had to say about Belle, Ariel, Sleeping Beauty, and the rest of the girl gang.
Total bs that when Sleeping Beauty spends all day in bed she’s a “beautiful princess,” but when I do the same I’m “clinically depressed.”
— Sarah (@thetigersez) October 31, 2014
“Furious 7” sounds like a reboot of Snow White in which the dwarves have to rescue her from a terrorist and are all played by Liam Neeson.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 25, 2015
Aladdin: do you trust me?!
*princess Jasmine takes his hand*
Aladdin: Cool thanks so I need to talk to you about chem trails
— Dan Duvall (@lazerdoov) April 3, 2016
Hollywood is run by people who love “complicated female roles” as long as they’re “Disney princesses with a twist.”
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) July 30, 2015
10 Disney Princesses Reimagined As Fuel For The Flames Of Our Coming Revolution pic.twitter.com/f2SCNpN4zo
— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) January 14, 2016
once, just once, *i* would like to be reimagined as a Disney princess
— jon hendren (@fart) May 31, 2015
Rapunzel’s pubes must have been next level.
— jonnifer lopez (@senderblock23) August 28, 2015
I can’t even tell you how mad I would be as sleeping beauty if some dude just came in & woke me up & then was like let’s get married.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) January 12, 2016
Pretty cool how the Little Mermaid left her family, sold her voice and risked her life all because she wanted the D
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) June 5, 2016
Wow, This Artist Drew All The Disney Princesses As Women With Agency Who Are Capable of Living Without Male Support
— Siobhan Thompson (@vornietom) July 14, 2015
*anna quietly knocks on elsa’s door after olaf falls asleep* do you wanna kill a snowman?
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) September 24, 2015
In the live-action Beauty & the Beast movie Gaston is a men’s rights activist who’s constantly complaining about Belle friend-zoning him.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) May 23, 2016
The moral of The Little Mermaid is that even if you save a man’s life you still have to change your identity to please him.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 14, 2016
I firmly believe that a Coachella is when Cinderella drives her own pumpkin carriage.
— Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) April 15, 2016
Do we all agree there is a 100% chance an earlier version of this machine killed Belle’s mom pic.twitter.com/UUmmccEURL
— Daniel Hiddleswift (@kibblesmith) July 2, 2016
It doesn’t matter who your favorite Disney princess is, they’re all in their forties and fighting for guest roles on “SVU” now.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) May 7, 2015
i’m ready for a white trash disney princess my people have been overlooked for too long
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) March 22, 2013
Belle could have easily set up some kind of literacy program in her town instead of being a pretentious snit about it
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWritesStuff) June 28, 2016
“I actually did it all to get thigh gap.”–the Little Mermaid.
— Desi (@DesiJed) January 7, 2014
No matter what Which Disney Princess quiz I take I always get Roz. pic.twitter.com/Fe238TRKM9
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) July 22, 2015
Being gay means knowing the best Disney princess is Jafar.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) May 13, 2015
Regardless of which disney princess that buzzfeed quiz said you are, it’s wrong. You’re not a disney princess. You’re depressed.
— Matt Ingebretson (@mattingebretson) June 10, 2014