Selfie sticks can cost upwards of TWENTY DOLLARS. That’s steep. So when you can’t afford to buy a stick to take pictures of yourself, you have to combine creativity, ingenuity, and extreme narcissism to come up with something that looks like a selfie stick but isn’t. Here are the best selfie stick alternatives the world has invented:
1. Redneck Version
2. Child Labor Version
3. BFF With Core Strength Version
4. Totally Fake Version
5. Ho Version
6. Prosthetics Version
7. Fake Mop Version
8. Hanger Version
9. Shoes Version
10. Swiffer Version
11. French Baguette Version
12. Scooper Version
13. Construction Worker Version
14. Tennis Version
15. Slim Jim Version
We made a selfie stick out of Slim Jims. http://t.co/1I8gAllWyz @SlimJim pic.twitter.com/n8RJCWge7V
— ryan shelley (@barnapkins) July 23, 2015
16. Manly Version
My uncle made a selfie stick pic.twitter.com/Mpgi6TPWXg
— Georgia Pulford (@Ge0rgiaPulford) December 25, 2014
17. Actual Stick Version
This person made a selfie stick out of a real stick pic.twitter.com/o45i9aVI95
— Han (@hannahvics) June 26, 2015
18. Chacal Version
My mom made a selfie stick but with her chancla pic.twitter.com/vQa8ufsUoB
— proletariat _puta (@prudent_as_f) May 14, 2016
19. Game of Thrones Version
Made a sword selfie stick for the return of @GameOfThrones. #longclaw #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/I7ZWWJzcvG
— Erik Reitmeyer (@ErikReitmeyer) April 24, 2016
20. Sponge Mop Version
21. Husband Version
I don’t have any strong feelings on the subject, but I do think selfie sticks are ridiculous and shouldn’t exist. If anything, this post proves it. HUMANS ARE WEIRD.
