News is supposed to be interesting, right? How did these crazy dull headlines and articles make it to print in the first place? Although, on second thought, in a world filled with terrorism, war, and corruption, it wouldn’t be the WORST thing to see more of these straight up ridiculous newspaper headlines every once in a while.
Which of these headlines would you like to wake up and see on your doorstep tomorrow? Let us know on Twitter @Smosh!