19 Ridiculous Newspaper Stories That Must Have Happened On A Slow News Day

News is supposed to be interesting, right? How did these crazy dull headlines and articles make it to print in the first place? Although, on second thought, in a world filled with terrorism, war, and corruption, it wouldn’t be the WORST thing to see more of these straight up ridiculous newspaper headlines every once in a while.

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