17 Weird Amazon Reviews of Even Weirder Products

Hey man, when it comes to online, things get weird. It happens everywhere, even in a place that seems like it would be as benign. Like, say, reviews of consumer products on Amazon. OBSERVE!

Back Shaver

Ark of the Covenant Replica (Obviously)

(Just because you love Jesus doesn’t mean you can review a product before you buy it!)

“Pot of Gold” Cookie Cutter

(Yeah, it’s a Chik-Fil-A logo…)

White Face Paint

Jeff Goldblum and Sloth Shower Curtain

Turn Your iPad Into a Type Writer

(Straight up, I do not get this joke)

Spider-Man Grabs His Crotch

Centaur Finger Puppet

Futurama Backpack (With Naked Characters?!?!)

Keyboard Waffle Iron

Killing Hitler Choose Your Own Adventure

Dog Praising Door Mat

(DON’T ENCOURAGE YOUR DOGS TO BARK!)

Floor Buffer & Candy

Message On a Potato

Face Coin Bank

Testicle Bike Light

(THAT’S what would’ve stopped you from buying it?!)

Mushroom Hat

I wish I had the time to write reviews for things like “Bike Light That Looks Like Testicles”. What do you review? Let us know on Twitter @Smosh!