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17 Weird Amazon Reviews of Even Weirder Products

Hey man, when it comes to online, things get weird. It happens everywhere, even in a place that seems like it would be as benign. Like, say, reviews of consumer products on Amazon. OBSERVE!

Back Shaver

back shaver

back shaver

Ark of the Covenant Replica (Obviously)

ark of the covenant replica

ark of the covenant replica

(Just because you love Jesus doesn’t mean you can review a product before you buy it!)

“Pot of Gold” Cookie Cutter

it’s a penis

it’s a penis

(Yeah, it’s a Chik-Fil-A logo…)

White Face Paint

white facepaint

white facepaint

Jeff Goldblum and Sloth Shower Curtain

Sloth & Goldblum shower curtain

 Sloth & Goldblum shower curtain

Turn Your iPad Into a Type Writer

ipad typewriter

ipad typewriter

(Straight up, I do not get this joke)

Spider-Man Grabs His Crotch

spider-man grabbing his crotch

spider-man grabbing his crotch

Centaur Finger Puppet

centaur finger puppet

centaur finger puppet

Futurama Backpack (With Naked Characters?!?!)

futurama backpack

futurama backpack

Keyboard Waffle Iron

keyboard waffle iron

keyboard waffle iron

Killing Hitler Choose Your Own Adventure

choose your own hitler death

choose your own hitler death

Dog Praising Door Mat

choose your own hitler death

dog door mat

(DON’T ENCOURAGE YOUR DOGS TO BARK!)

Floor Buffer & Candy

floor buffer & hard candy

floor buffer & hard candy

Message On a Potato

message on a potato

message on a potato

Face Coin Bank

message on a potato

face coin bank is unsettling

Testicle Bike Light

bike lights are balls

bike lights are balls

(THAT’S what would’ve stopped you from buying it?!)

Mushroom Hat

mushroom hat

mushroom hat

I wish I had the time to write reviews for things like “Bike Light That Looks Like Testicles”. What do you review? Let us know on Twitter @Smosh!

Contributor: 
Will Weldon
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ark of the covenant replica
ark of the covenant replica
back shaver
back shaver
bike lights are balls
bike lights are balls
floor buffer & hard candy
floor buffer & hard candy
centaur finger puppet
centaur finger puppet
message on a potato
face coin bank is unsettling
it’s a penis
it’s a penis
choose your own hitler death
dog door mat
futurama backpack
futurama backpack
Sloth & Goldblum shower curtain
 Sloth & Goldblum shower curtain
ipad typewriter
ipad typewriter
keyboard waffle iron
keyboard waffle iron
choose your own hitler death
choose your own hitler death
mushroom hat
mushroom hat
message on a potato
message on a potato
spider-man grabbing his crotch
spider-man grabbing his crotch
white facepaint
white facepaint

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