Karaoke! It’s not my personal fav, but people love it. Also, it is hard as hell — not only do you have to sing in public, you also have to make sure you don’t pick a bad song. Anyway, let’s see what everyone on Twitter has to say about karaoke!
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I probably panic the most when I’m singing karaoke and ’16 Bar Instrumental Break’ pops up onto the screen.
— Desi (@DesiJed) August 16, 2014
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never get in a fight with a guy doing karaoke, (1) he has a mic for a weapon and (2) every blow he lands will sound much more devastating
— chuuch (@ch000ch) April 7, 2016
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I am at karaoke – there is a karaoke version of The Simpsons theme and the only words are “The Simpsons…” then it plays the music and ends pic.twitter.com/pUpKKyObUd
— ?Bill?Oakley? (@thatbilloakley) January 16, 2017
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I’m at a karaoke bar and some girl just started twerking on me while singing. This is why I stay at home and read the bible.
— rockstar richard?? (@NotAMexican_) March 31, 2017
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MY 4 YEAR OLD SISTER GOT UP AT MY COLLEGE KARAOKE NIGHT TO SING AND IM STILL CRYING pic.twitter.com/6HUZXsbQgU
— Cora (@CoraStoops) March 31, 2017
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If you’re good at karaoke, you shouldn’t be doing karaoke.
— Megan Batoon (@meganbatoon) March 30, 2017
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I brought my Pony to this Karaoke bar but he doesn’t want to sing because he’s a little horse.
*Does the Dab dance*
— Jonny Svarzbein (@jjscomedy) January 9, 2017
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karaoke escape room where you have to sing yourself out
— Colin 〽️owgli (@ColinDieden) April 3, 2017
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one of my sims died and after the grim reaper took her he decided to use the karaoke machine im ????????????????? this never happened before pic.twitter.com/Emxuu0ZAdL
— gabi (@jaehyuntv) March 28, 2017
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two things I wanna make illegal are (1) private property & (2) doing “creep” at karaoke when I’m trying to have a good time & not dissociate
— daft hunk (@redstatist) March 28, 2017
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What’s your karaoke song? Mine is FDR’s first inaugural address.
— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) March 3, 2015
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To all the people asking me how I taught myself to sing. This is my final statement. I am Filipino, and karaoke is our sport. Thank you
— Jereena Montemayor (@jereenalynn) March 27, 2017
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There should be a song called “I hate karaoke” it would be the most sung karaoke song of all time
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) May 15, 2016
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ME AT KARAOKE:
“Sorry, I don’t like to sing.”ME ALONE WITH MY PET:
“JUST A PAW-TOWN GIRL…
LIVIN’ IN A FURRRYYYY WORLDDDDD.— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) November 22, 2016
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15.
When I karaoke I try to expand my repertoire. Instead of “Bein’ Green,” I sing “Blue Suede Shoes.” (Different color AND I don’t wear shoes.)
— Kermit the Frog (@KermitTheFrog) March 26, 2017
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Man, I thought karaoke was embarrassing, then publicly lip syncing became a thing
— Lauren Lapkus ? (@laurenlapkus) September 23, 2016
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This place has a “Growing Pains” theme karaoke track but I doubt I possess the courage to get through it without crying
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) March 25, 2017
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