I’m on the record as thinking that people who are obsessed with coffee can be real trash piles. That’s why I like a nice direct and openly hostile coffee mug. Let’s take some of the pretension out of this coffee business.
Nothing wakes me up like 1. Caffeine, or 2. Pounding your dumb face in.
This is almost too on point.
I will blow you to hell simply for complaining.
I could not imagine a more hostile image greeting me in the morning.
It means wanker. It’s a British thing.
A savage self-own.
Direct and to the point.
My mug is a violent criminal, apparently.
Hmm, what could it be…
This is a very low bar for good motherhood.
A great mug if you’re looking to get fired/not allowed back into your child’s daycare.
If this works it’s very unsettling
ANOTHER classic self-own.
If I’d had a teacher with this mug, my classmates and I would’ve done everything in our power to break them.
Doesn’t actually seem like something Yoda would say.
Considering how many people must see this mug on any given day, you must hire a lot of assassins.