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17 Nakedly Hostile Coffee Mugs

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I’m on the record as thinking that people who are obsessed with coffee can be real trash piles. That’s why I like a nice direct and openly hostile coffee mug. Let’s take some of the pretension out of this coffee business.

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”brass
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Nothing wakes me up like 1. Caffeine, or 2. Pounding your dumb face in.

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”fitty
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This is almost too on point.

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”take
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I will blow you to hell simply for complaining.

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”jimmy
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I could not imagine a more hostile image greeting me in the morning.

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”w
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It means wanker. It’s a British thing.

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”middle
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A savage self-own.

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”boo,
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Direct and to the point.

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”wearing
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My mug is a violent criminal, apparently.

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Hmm, what could it be…

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This is a very low bar for good motherhood.

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”sit
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A great mug if you’re looking to get fired/not allowed back into your child’s daycare.

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”coffee
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If this works it’s very unsettling

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”you’ve
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ANOTHER classic self-own.

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”tears
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If I’d had a teacher with this mug, my classmates and I would’ve done everything in our power to break them.

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”kill
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Doesn’t actually seem like something Yoda would say.

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”I
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Too real.

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”I
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Considering how many people must see this mug on any given day, you must hire a lot of assassins.

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Will Weldon
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”coffee
”you’ve
”boo,
”brass
”sit
”I
”jimmy
”fitty
”take
”middle
”wearing
”tears
”w
”I
”kill

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