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17 Food Trucks With Names That Are a Little Too Clever

Trucks may seem impractical on a day-to-day basis, but they are good for a wide variety of tasks, like hauling away large goods, crushing smaller cars on Sunday Sunday Sundays, and even serving food. Since food trucks are not going away, how do they stand out in a crowded marketplace? Making the best food? Hiring a great staff? HELL NAH! You just give yourself a wacky pun name and take it from there. Don’t get too clever though, because otherwise you might end up like these poor trucks, the ones with names that are too clever by a half:

Truck Norris

Truck Norris
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While Chuck Norris was once a very beloved and hip meme, previous political elections have revealed him to be something of a bigot. Also, the name tells us nothing of what food you make.

Meat Our Balls

Meat Our Balls
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Saturday Night Live did the defining version of this joke like 15 years ago.

The S.W.A.T Truck

swat
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I assumed the “T” stood for Truck, but then there was another Truck right at the end. The Skewers With Attitude Truck Truck? Is that what we’re to believe this truck is called?!

The Greasy Wiener

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Not only is this incredibly juvenile, but who the hell wants their hot dog “greasy”???

The Eggslut

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People in Los Angeles are obsessed with this place, but I hate the name so much I will die before I eat there.

Juana Burrito

greasy wiener
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There had better be somebody named “Juana” working somewhere in this truck…

Grillenium Falcon

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Not only is this truck’s name guilty of copyright infringement, but grill cheese trucks are a huge rip-off.

Meet N Potatoes

meet ‘n potatoes
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Again, you came up with the pun before you thought about whether it works. Are we meeting in potatoes, or what???.

Cluck It Up

cluck it up
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So, the chicken and the French fry have their arms around each other, but the chicken is winking very coyly? Is he going to murder the french fry?

Baguettaboutit

cluck it up
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“You know that thing mobsters say? Can we combine it with french bread?”

Naan Stop

cluck it up
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Homophones, man.

Jurassic Pork

Jurassic pork
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Why is the pork Jurassic? Is it super old?

Slap Yo Mama

slap yo mama
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I’d rather not.

On Tapa the World

on tapa the world
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Actually? I’ll allow it…

God Save The Cuisine

god save the cuisine
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On paper I like this pun, but when you say it out loud, you realize it’s just too many syllables.

Yumpling

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I find this name unsettling.

Bon Me

yumpling
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Between Banh Mi and Pho, I think Vietnamese cuisine has to put up with the most obnoxious puns as names…

Do you see any silly food trucks buzzing around town, irritating you with their terrible pun names? Let us know on Twitter @Smosh!

Contributor: 
Will Weldon
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yumpling
cluck it up
eggslut
greasy wiener
grillenium falcon
greasy wiener
Jurassic pork
Meat Our Balls
meet ‘n potatoes
god save the cuisine
slap yo mama
swat
on tapa the world
Truck Norris
yumpling
cluck it up
cluck it up

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