15 Totally Bizarre Shopping Finds Every Weirdo Will Love

The internet is a perpetual smorgasbord of cool, strange, and totally random finds. So if you’ve got some cash to burn and a great sense of humor, these items are right up your twisted little alley!

1. A terrifying Gummy Bear Anatomy Kit that’s just here to be educational you guys.

Get it on Amazon for $53.97

2. A Crying Unicorn Candle that weeps waxy rainbow tears.

Get it here for $24.79

3. A therapeutic coloring game that lets you draw a dick on stuff.

Get it on Amazon for $9.95

4. A kit with everything you need to knit your own unicorn best friend!

Get it here for $49.59

5. A samurai cake knife to slice up your carbohydrate enemies.

Get it on Amazon for $10.00

6. A how-to guide your funny friend who’s expecting will appreciate.

Get it on Amazon for $11.00

7. A Facebank that actually swallows your coins.

Get it on Amazon for $27.20

8. A set of cactus coasters that turns into table art when not in use.

Get it on Amazon for $20.50

9. A bonnet for your Oregon Trail-bound feline friend.

Get it on Amazon for $5.91

10. A chick mold to hard boil your eggs in, which isn’t weirdly meta at all.

Get it on Amazon for $7.20

11. Booty Pop underwear that are kinda like a push-up bra for your butt.

Get it on Amazon for $9.99

12. A pair of French Baguette slippers to loaf around in.

Get it on Amazon for $17.00

13. A cookbook for new moms who are way too metal for simply swallowing placenta capsules.

Get it on Amazon Kindle for $2.99

14. A nightmare-inducing seal face mask.

Get it on Amazon for $7.99

15. A piggy steamer pad that may have just turned me into a vegetarian.

Get it on Amazon for $16.50