The internet is a perpetual smorgasbord of cool, strange, and totally random finds. So if you’ve got some cash to burn and a great sense of humor, these items are right up your twisted little alley!
1. A terrifying Gummy Bear Anatomy Kit that’s just here to be educational you guys.
Get it on Amazon for $53.97
2. A Crying Unicorn Candle that weeps waxy rainbow tears.
Get it here for $24.79
3. A therapeutic coloring game that lets you draw a dick on stuff.
Get it on Amazon for $9.95
4. A kit with everything you need to knit your own unicorn best friend!
Get it here for $49.59
5. A samurai cake knife to slice up your carbohydrate enemies.
Get it on Amazon for $10.00
6. A how-to guide your funny friend who’s expecting will appreciate.
Get it on Amazon for $11.00
7. A Facebank that actually swallows your coins.
Get it on Amazon for $27.20
8. A set of cactus coasters that turns into table art when not in use.
Get it on Amazon for $20.50
9. A bonnet for your Oregon Trail-bound feline friend.
Get it on Amazon for $5.91
10. A chick mold to hard boil your eggs in, which isn’t weirdly meta at all.
Get it on Amazon for $7.20
11. Booty Pop underwear that are kinda like a push-up bra for your butt.
Get it on Amazon for $9.99
12. A pair of French Baguette slippers to loaf around in.
Get it on Amazon for $17.00
13. A cookbook for new moms who are way too metal for simply swallowing placenta capsules.
Get it on Amazon Kindle for $2.99
14. A nightmare-inducing seal face mask.
Get it on Amazon for $7.99
15. A piggy steamer pad that may have just turned me into a vegetarian.
Get it on Amazon for $16.50