1. Jeremy Renner is a velociraptor.
2. Who needs cellphones when you can just post your message to Wikipedia?
3. Sadness is when your food falls on the ground.
4. Lunar eclipses turned poisonous.
5. Always walking with speed to the toilet.
6. It’s all about the dolphins.
7. “Long frog tubes.”
8. Cuss words and CAPITAL LETTERS all day.
9. Remember Charlie Sheen?
10. On a serious note.
11. Lots of babies and unicorns.
12. It’s not even real.
13. The harlem shake needs help.