We may be in the throes of spring, but the sweltering summer months are right around the corner. While some of you may be eager to embrace the moisture and heat of June, July and August, there are a few people who would rather skip over those pesky summer months.
Look, I get it: for some, summer signifies a newfound lack of responsibility and the freedom to do whatever the fuck they want. For others, summer is full of vacations and trips to exotic locales. For some, the summer sun holds the promise of tan skin and cute swimsuits.
But, for every die-hard summer fan, there is someone who sees the summer sun as an utter affront to their pale skin, who cannot acclimate to the oppressive heat, and who can’t escape the perpetual case of swamp-ass that inevitably accompanies the warmer months.
These people are dreading summer. And these are their tweets.